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Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Dec 27, 2001
OK, well, first, Boston IS a terrible city... Second, what the 
are you doin in here? You are the first visitor we've had here... I guess I shouldn't send my daemons after you until Miss D. clears it though, since this is her space...
What about it, m'Lady, should I have him dismembered, disemboweled, and discombooberated?????? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 27, 2001
Go ahead and send your demons. My demons are pretty
savvy, and will probably strike up some very advantageous
deals with yours, and we'll all prosper. 
I might also mention that I invented a character named
Thog four or five years ago. You are absolutely a perfect
realization of that character. Do you really want to dismember
somebody who thinks you're perfect?
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Dec 27, 2001
Hmmm... Well, on the face of it, that's a good point, but as soon as one thinks about it, one realizes the following things:
First, if I'm a perfect personification of your Thog, then my desire to dismember you for intruding on the conversation is also perfect, and as such I should CERTAINLY do it...
Second, all you said was that I was a perfect embodiment or whatever of this Thog you thought up -- in point of fact, you said nothing whatsoever of what you think of me. For all I know, this Thog could be a complete peckerhead, and I might be the perfect embodiment of him, but that does not mean that you think I'm perfect -- just a perfect peckerhead... So all in all, you didn't necessarily compliment me, and as such, yes, I think dismemberment would fit very nicely into my plans for the day.
About the daemons, though, I'm afraid I won't be able to send them over just yet -- they took off with some Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders a couple weeks back, and I haven't heard from them since. When they get back, I'll be sure to send them over to have lunch with your demons -- they might be able to work something out after they've eaten a few of eachother...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 27, 2001
Fine. Then I'll wait to hear from your daemons.
My Thog was the greatest hunter of his time,
which was about 40,000 years ago. He did have
access to a time machine, though, so there's
no telling where (or when) he might pop in.
But, I promise not to let him intrude on your
space.
If you decide to dismember me, I will just become
another 
like Ex-Rambling. I'm already
an honorary , so I think I could handle it.
Have a Happy New Year. 
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 27, 2001
DON'T HURT PAULY!!!! 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 28, 2001
So there you have it, Thog.
Hi, Dragonfly. Sorry to intrude on your
private discussion. It just bothered
me to know that Boston's true nature
as a terrible city *might* become known
to a wider public. There are, of course,
a few delightful spots in greater Boston
that we locals know about and enjoy.
Maybe we can keep those a secret 
.
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 28, 2001
...One can but try...
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Dec 28, 2001
::sigh::
Nobody ever let's me have any fun....
::sigh::
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 28, 2001
Sorry. I hate all this Christmas company. It's not like I have time off, too... I get to work and then I get to entertain people... poopy.... 
I just want my Ian... I really miss him....
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 29, 2001
Sorry.
(That's the official apology to my lovely Musemother)
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 29, 2001
My Ian. My sweetie poo.... ::sniffles::
I'm now sick. Good time to be sick, though.... I can get treated for it here and have it out of the old system before I leave the country, in theory...
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 2, 2002
::shudders::
Sweetie Poo?
::rushes out of the room... Violent retching can be faintly heard from somewhere outside::
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 2, 2002
Yes... sweetie-poo!!!
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 2, 2002
::violent retching continues::
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 3, 2002
OK, OK, the retching has stopped. Sorry, you know, it's just well, *sweetie poo*, you know????? Ack! But I won't make fun of your pet names for Ian anymore, Miss D., I promise. Solemnly.
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 3, 2002
Oh, I don't mind!!! It's kind fun to be made fun of!!! YAY!!!
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 4, 2002
Really????
OK... I guess I just got sick of it -- I was made fun of for like the first 15 years of my life, because I've always had long hair, so of course everybody always called me a girl and whatnot... It got old, so I started kicking a couple of buns and it stopped -- I don't mind so much anymore, but I could understand it being offensive to you. Well, it's good to know that you don't care -- I'll keep that in mind.
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 4, 2002
That's ok then.... it's hard not to be made fun of as a kid by someone.... 
Is your hair still long!?? My daddy had long hair before he had me. I wish he had grown it out again, it was pretty!!!!
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 7, 2002
Hallllooooooo.... Another Monday here again... ::sigh::
Yeah, I do still have long hair -- it's about to the middle of my back or so. I did cut it like three times throughout my life, but eventually I just got tired of dealing with it and let it grow back out. It's a good thing, too, 'cause the women in this town just LOVE it -- although that doesn't do me much good, as I already have a woman, but nonetheless, I think she enjoys having these other girls be jealous of her...
Official Apology to my lovely Musemother
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 7, 2002
Oh. Groovy. I was once desperately in love with an actor in high school who had long red hair.... bleh.... 
I LEAVE TOMORROW FOR ENGLAND!!! YAY!!!
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- 101: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Dec 27, 2001)
- 102: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 27, 2001)
- 103: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Dec 27, 2001)
- 104: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 27, 2001)
- 105: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 27, 2001)
- 106: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 28, 2001)
- 107: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 28, 2001)
- 108: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Dec 28, 2001)
- 109: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 28, 2001)
- 110: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 29, 2001)
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- 112: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 2, 2002)
- 113: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 2, 2002)
- 114: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 2, 2002)
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- 116: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 3, 2002)
- 117: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 4, 2002)
- 118: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 4, 2002)
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