h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

gomez AND ben harper played TOGETHER in los angeles on the 26th of february.
i was very close to los angeles at this time.
it may have been that i would not have actaully been able to attend
but BLOODY FORKIN HELL!!
(bloody bloody!)

Please to be accepting my utmost in apologies and sympathies.

i'm having to get me some macy grey consolation

It's time for you to get on AIM please and thank you.

You just don't listen to me. You don't. You could gnarrrr and harhar at me real time, but you choose to reject me in this profoundly disturbing way. That's...well...that's the way it is then, isn't it?

i'm downloading as we speak

Good. I approve.

Of course, I'm at work and I can't download here, but that's okay you'll be on at other times I wot.

i did it!
AIMed today for the first time in MONTHS!!
it felt good
it's time for icecream!!
(hurrah)

I heard about it... I was online at the time but of course no one tells me "hey, tree's on," they only tell me "sigh, tree just left." What am I going to have to do? Am I going to have to give you a signal-emitting bracelet and track you on my computer screen with an elaborate type of previously-uninvented PC radar tree-tracking program? Is that what I'm going to have to do?

OOo! Do it! Do it! *jumps up and down with glee*

I think KM should hire a burly young dwarf that watches AIM all day long and all night long and is charged with the sworn duty of coming up and twhacking her in the back of the head (softly; don't want to knock her out) with a stick or something and saying, in an impossibly deep voice, "Madam, tree is on," particularly if she's, I don't know, in the midst of a beauty pageant or a crowded restaurant or at a terrorists gathering or something, not saying that that's what KM goes and does when she's not around, just supposing inopportune times for a computer-watching dwarf to come and whack people (softly) on the head.

'Cause I'd pay the dwarf, like, a dollar if he'd do it.

And we all know how hard it is for an attentive, hard-working, head thwacking dwarf to make a dollar these days.

That Spartus. Always looking out for The Greater Good.

The Greater Good Dwarf? He's the one that makes those little cakes, right? *tries to pantomime a dwarf making a cake*

OOo! I've got it!! 6 words....um... something brown.....

DOG CHEWING IT'S OWN TOENAILS!!

That reminds me of this time I had a dwarf bake a cake with dog toenails...ahhhh...those were the days...

Last week wasn't it? I'm still waiting for my piece to arrive in the mail.

Yep, Tuesday and Wednesday were the days I was talking about. Those, among others, really WERE the days.

Yep.

Oh! Right, but about that. The cake's in the mail. Really. *worries about the pastry bills*

Oh good. They were then? Good.

*worries about having to do the dishes*

Is it uncouth to eat dog toenail cake baked by a dwarf with your fingers? 'cause I don't seem to have a clean fork in the house.

Better than a dog toenail cake baked by a dwarf with--ummmmm *reconsiders due to the boundaries of good taste*

Er...hi.

Hi! You didn't answer my fork question.