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*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 21

beetle, return of

*...*


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 22

Classic Krissy

I see. Do you also wander around going "UUUGGGHHHH UUUGGGHHHHH"?


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 23

beetle, return of

*grunts in a way to say it's not my fault that people judge so much on outer 'beauty' and what is beauty anyway when it changes every season and these people are so fickle and what ever happened to that bike i had when i was a kid, i mean really, they could build bikes then, not like they do now, i mean it's never what you asked for is it?*


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 24

Classic Krissy

*hands beetle a marshmallow*

Is this what you wanted?


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 25

beetle, return of

*grunts and smiles*


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 26

Classic Krissy

*waggles her hands and dances around a bit*


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 27

beetle, return of

*starts a campfire*


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 28

Classic Krissy

*paints her face and looks for her most fashionable lepoard skin outfit*


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 29

beetle, return of

ewww, animal prints.

Except cow spots, and then only on car seats.


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 30

Classic Krissy

Well, I'm sorry, but it's the only thing that primitive bikinis and loincloths are made out of so you'll just have to live with it.


*sticks a bone in her hair*


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 31

beetle, return of

Why are you wearing a loin cloth?


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 32

Classic Krissy

*grunts mightily at beetle and thwacks him with a fire-stick*


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 33

beetle, return of

*falls over bleeding but refuses to die in yet another thread*


*wanders in brandishing a cucumber*

Post 34

Classic Krissy

*goes out to kill some sort of wild animal for dinner*


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