This is the Message Centre for an apple tree

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Post 1

Classic Krissy

Ha HA!! This shall make her return!!

*brandishes the vegetable even MORE fiercely*


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Post 2

an apple tree

don't tell me my business devil woman!!! i am NOT presently yeilding to your psychologically reversed tactics i will NOT be strolling in any moment now wearing a gas mask and brandishing a cheese grater


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Post 3

beetle, return of

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Knock it off you two, or i'll put this on your permenant record!


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Post 4

Classic Krissy

*hurls cucumber with much enthusiasm at beetle and runs away*


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Post 5

beetle, return of

*adds vinigar and turns cucumber into a pickle and rides off into the sunset*


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Post 6

an apple tree

*fills brine gun and gives chase*


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Post 7

beetle, return of

*jumps in the pickle van of devastation*

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you kids!


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Post 8

Classic Krissy

*rips mask of beetle revealing that he's the daughter and sole benificiary of the mansion and the nonchalont attitude was all a ploy because of the gambling debts*


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Post 9

beetle, return of

Dagnabit!


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Post 10

Classic Krissy

You know it.


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Post 11

beetle, return of

I got a letter from tree today!

it had a picture of ben harper on it.


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Post 12

Classic Krissy

Oh that is just SO lucky. I wish I could get a letter. Does she say she's okay? What's up with the girl???

*be's sad she's not around much anymore*


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Post 13

beetle, return of

*anaylizes the penmanship*

Loks to me like she may have a touch of the flu, and an enlarged middle of the left foot toe.

Other than that, the only thing that appears to be wrong is she is on the wrong side of the world.


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Post 14

Classic Krissy

Ahhhh I KNEW it. There was a little niggling feeling that something was wrong and that's IT.

Tree, move here now. You're setting my spider-sense off unecessarily.


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Post 15

beetle, return of

niggling?


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Post 16

Classic Krissy

'swhat I said.


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Post 17

beetle, return of

i know what you said, but what is a nig, and how is it weilded efficently?


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Post 18

Classic Krissy

Well..."niggle" is what happens when an idea gets into the back of your mind and jiggles around a little bit and bugs you. Kind of nibbles and jiggles. niggles.


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Post 19

beetle, return of

*backs away slowly*

Ummmm, i think i left the stove on.

*bolts*


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Post 20

Classic Krissy

In your NECK???

Pretty trendy.


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