h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That title causes an intense double take situation. Every time I read it it always reads 'The sound of one pig farting'

Tee Hee, hey ho an immature fart joke makes the world go round.

welllll, whatever takes your biscuit. i personally only use it because upon my first glance it always looks to read 'MY, you Are handsome and buff, aren't you?'

Hello. I am Teaserman. I am in the process of buzzing every forum in the H2G2 universe. Buzz. Thank you.

Tree, you scoundrel.

*takes a nap on the train*

i've never beeeen a Scoundrel before.... don't really know what it is to scound..

Don't worry, tree, I'm sure you scound suprisingly well.

Hey, it's the scounding Australian contingent.

*embezels some fish tanks*

You're not embezzling MY fishbowl, are you? I'm sure blinkey fish wouldn't appreciate it.

What...on...earth are you people talking about?

trains, fishbowls and embezlement.

*embezles some tree*

Hold still, will you???

*be's extremely lewd*

*embezzles the fishbowl back, then joins Krissy in embezzling tree*

*changes her mind and decides just to embezzle the apples and leave tree alone*

Meanwhile: Guys, I thinks we're confusing the newcomer.

Smile everyone!

*still smiling, whispers sideways to everyone in the room*

You know, if we staple our cheeks this way, then everyone will think that we're really nice people and we will make lots of friends! Just picture how sweet we'll look! Besides the blood and metal, I mean.

*continues to smile*

good thinkin 99
you deserve a raise
my face hurts

Does anyone remember being warned not to make faces because if the wind changes, you'll be stuck that way? No? Maybe it was just me. Anyway, I figure that applies to a well.

So smile everyone and go and find some changing wind!

*ow*
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*ow*

*applauds*

what do you do for your encore?