h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*IMs on in a rather silly manner* HAH! try and not get mad at THAT then, anty boy!

Whatch where you point that finger, or i will send you back to school! And no beach for you, missy!

Hmm, he's very strict, isn't he?

Only when fronted with a pointed stick! Otherwise, i'm a teddybear.

a teddy bear with a penchant for OVER DISIPLINARY SUPRESSION OF THE MASSES!!!!!!!

That's me!

My god, do you people ever go to bed?!?

And why oh why is the word "penchant" so damned funny???

Amanda, i don't know about Carrie, but i succumed to sleep round 8am.

I don't know about Carrie, either. She woke up when I got home from work - at 3:30pm

Nope, beat her at 4pm!

I didn't realise you were so close.

peas in a pod, well, squash in a pod, well, squash in a kettle. Um, not exactly.

*wanders off*

*puts kettle on*
cup of squash anyone?

I'll take 3 please.

Mmmmmmmm.....Sri Lanka!

Or how about a little of the Cuban Guerrilla leader, Che Stadium.

no, those are out of season. Gummy bears with built in led lights that flash rude messages in french!

achete moi!
....yes my little gummi bear..whatever you desire..you like that? you like a bit of that, huh?

There's a naughty bit of crumpet.

Oh ho ho my little cabbage!