h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just wondering if you were out there in h2g2 land this fine evening...

Greebs..xx

I was around, for a couple of hours, but then I got called away. We'd just got to the bit in Edge of Darkness where Craven's found out his daughter was a radical green activist, and the police were about to arrest one of the guys IIF paid to kill her, and it was Jedburgh's big scene with his kaftan. So I had to go and explain what was going on to the progenoids (they're easily confused).

Why the unGreeboish urgency? Use the private line if it's serious...

Wow.. we have a private line... ohhhhh... people will begin to talk...

~Greebo patters off~


...



~Greebo patters back~

Okay... used the private line... ~wink~

Greebs..xx

and at subject

Greebo purloins some of my top-quality material for her own ends - I get sniggered and giggled at?

Where's the logic (or, indeed, justice) there...?

Purloin!!! Sounds kinda rude saying that to a cat... ~grin~

Where ever do you get your ideas Awix!!!

Greebs..xx

If I was an abrasive sort of chap I might cry 'Why doesn't Greebo, the cuddliest, whiskeriest, most-doughnut-stuffed thing ever seen answer her emails?' seeing as I've no idea yet whether that thing I sent you this morning actually reached you...

...so it's a good thing I'm not!

Ah my sweetest...most yummiest... and down right huggable Awix... me has just this momnet replied... and sent off me e-mail with you by aol's speediest service... ~grin~... should be with you within the next moneth me reckons... ~wink~

Indeed... as if me would ever call you abrasive... now if you had of said... annoying, biting, caustic, cutting, galling, grating, hurtful, ittatating, nasty, rough, sharp or unpleasant... me would have had pause to think... but abrasive... never... ~bigger grin~

~Greebo puts away her 'The Saurus'... before anyone notices~

Greebs..xx

Oh, but Awix is definitely the most ittating thing ever.

I just wondered how he felt about being called soppy and cosy. Can I help it if my natural reaction is to giggle? It shows I am a happy person, laughter being the best medicine, etc.

No, penicillin is the best medicine - sadly overused, alas...

can I borrow your Saurus, Greebs? I want to look up 'ittating' cos I'm b*****ed if I know what it means...

Oh, but we do...


*frantically thinking of something for it to mean*

Oh my... do you know how difficult it is to be literate at a keyboard??? Me is only a cat after all... albeit a rather nice and gorgous one... Me showers you with affectionate text... and all you do is complain about the spelling...

~Greebo walks off in a huff~

Well really!!!!

~Greebo walks back~

If me didn't wubble you so much... this would be a very bad day for you young man!!!

~Greebo walks off again... muttering to herself about ungrateful researchers~

~Greebo walks back again~

Oh sorry Catwoman... that was rude of me... walking off and leaving you like that... ~great big hug~

Twas not bad spelling, was creative use of the English language.
Cats never misspell, they always write exactly what they mean. Just because some people don't understand it...

~Greebo rolls her eyes~

Doh!!... You have a wonderful way with words Catwoman... ~grin~... now if only me had thought of that... Tis sometimes hard writing and thinking in a second language isn't it... ~hug~

Greebs..xx

This is my frist language. Afraid I'm only part cat, so can sometimes get things wrong. Not often, though.
Is very very hard trying to keep up with thoughts, so sometimes typing gets muddled as mind is about three sentences ahead.

Truly sorry, Greebo, I just skimmed through your post, I thought I was making fun of Catwoman. Sorry!

Did you buy that book, How To Speak Cat? It claimed to be able to tell you what your cat is saying to you... in most cases it would probably be 'You have just spent your money on rubbish.'

I can't live like this! Say you forgive me Greebo! Note how I have modulated my nickname to express my deep regret!





Well, I've tried hyperbole and bribery, what else is there?

Seriously Greebs. No offence intended...

Oh my... oh my... oh my... oh Awix... my little snuggly bunikins... you seem to of missed the part in the posting when me said this...

'If me didn't wubble you so much... this would be a very bad day for you young man!!!'

Me wubbles you... and would never stay mad at you... ~huge huggles~ not that me was truely madly deeply... or is that truely deeply madly... ~grin~

Seriously Awix... no offence taken... you are my friend... me would never be mad at you... ~sly grin~... for long... ~wink~

Greebs..xx

Hurrah! I shall remodulate my nickname forthwith!



(soaks Greebo with lavender-scented water then vigorously blow-dries her for full fluffball effect)



All is right with the world once more!

Ooh, I shouldn't stand for that if I were you. Not without a liberal application of conditioner, to stop your fur from going frizzy.