h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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That pit stuff, all came off the top of my head. As I was rewriting the stuff, I made it all up as I went along.

Real brief gotta go...catch ye l8er

gnight lad

Good morning Lil

No news as yet...I have to do a presentation on Thrash Metal for english today *^_^*
Tomorrow is the start of the half term, and Mark is going to Belguim . I've asked him to bring back his diary (which he HAS to write cos the school sez so), so I'll see if there's anything I can add to the OGE on Belguim

Hi! It's 3 am over here and I can't get to sleep. The drought is so bad that a bunch of frogs have claimed my swimming pool as a refugee camp, and they're out there sqawking and braaking like it was the middle of the Everglades!

Have you had any emails about Baron Munchausen *looking innocent*?

You had only posted 13 minutes previously when I cam on line -- I missed you by a whisker

So do you find anything humorous in today's dose of Kliban? http://www.h2g2.com/A336007 ...

Yeah, I've had two emails from Affy. And I'd appreciate some more in time for tomorrow morning
Hurrah for the frogs!

The cartoon...is my attention meant to be on something other than the fairy?

You're getting it. Monroe's attention is meant to be on good dental hygiene, just like yours.

I bought Knockout-Decongestant pills for tonight. The frogs can do Hallelujah chorus for all I'm likely to care.

Right! Rent the Baron.

No no NO! Tomrorrow morning! Then the memory will be greater

Can't beleive you're still feeling effects of pneumonia. How long has it been? Four months? Wow...

If I went into hospital and was waited on hand and foot, I'd prolly be stronger now. Also, I R middle-aged now, and I don't bounce back quite as quick as you would. But hey, I seem to remember having a lot of fun so far this year!

Yours in Munchausen,
@v@

That's cool

Ok, I'll bring news - if any - after karate tonight, k?

Excellent.

Nothing particularly newsworthy happened - but I had a nice time

I nudged your mosh story along. Pick it up! Pick it up!

Will get there! Will get there!

Now this thing is your gift, so you got to be the one who describes it opening and says what it is -- by the Laws of Continuity, you know you'll have to deal with it "logically".

I have got some sleep. Have you rented the Baron yet?

Just got your emails from Iron Maiden & Roger Atkin (I looked at properties, and the address was [email protected] -- is that right?) and have acknowledged both.

I'd deleted the Iron Maiden account cos it wouldn't let me send&receive, so it was obvious I'd never get your reply. But I've received the Roger Atkin reply, so at least dad's account works

I'm trying to think of what should come out of the crate. If I hadn't have already mentioned Styx, then it would be him. But he's already the victim of a cunning pun, so I'm steadily thinking.
This is make or break. If I f**k up then I'm publically a s**t-face. So, I'm waiting until the wit comes to me naturally. I'm sure you understand.

I adore the immediacy of email -- you got that within 5 minutes of me sending it.

Buff set you up with this crate. If you don't want the responsibility of a pet, then really, anything could come out of the egg, like a Fender Strat or a vision, or a cloud of smoke. This is h2g2. hatever you think of will be fine!

Good point. Methinks something interesting should be happening. So, me will ponder ideas, and if nothing happens then we'll call in the gods to help us

That's a hint that is.

I didn't realise Locotr was a friend of yours!