h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I think we done chatted our fill...

Nothing you could start on now except the heavy subjects, the chart and all.

Tonight I'm gonna do that God logo. If I remember I'll scan another pic and send it with a few words.

Pleasant (and interesting) dreams!

Reminds me, I've had a few dreams over the past weeks or two. About three, but I can't remember them

One was disgusting, and I can sort of remember last night's.

It was on a giant supertanker, with the people I'm actually gonna be mentioning in my email. And for some reason us four were the only person on this massive ship (it was massive).
There was clear skies, but we still ended up on a massive wave. I was thinking something along the lines of "sod this, let's end this now, let's die on this wave." Cos it was massive and carrying the ship miles into the sky, to be brought down and be destroying in the sea.
But as we went downwards, I was thinking that I didn't really want to die if I could help it, so the ship's decent slowed down and we survived.

Then, we was in some sort of harbour. And I'm sure there was people dying, or something bad like that, but I can't remember. Something bad, though, I'm sure. Something, not pants-wettingly awful, but something I didn't like, was a bit apprehensive about.

We're close to your logoff time, so we'll do that one on email. Anyway, why should everybody get to listen to the interpretation?

Talk to ya tomorrow. I'm off to feed the dog and heat up bolognaise for leftover spaghetti (fresh noodles, last night's sauce). See ya tomorra
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Yeah, I'd better come off now. Catch u l8er!

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What's a cartouche?

A set of symbols or characters used for identification. Originally heiroglyphs, ancient Egypt. Now you see them on TV channels, in the lower right corner, the semi-transparent station ID. Logos can be cartouches if used for ID -- like the h2g2, upper left of your screen right now.

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It must be those changing colours.
Did you get any infected mail?
You'll get no attachments from me until this all blows over.
Karate night! Hai!

No x2. No wierd emails (though there's one from one of Katsy's friends, I must admit), and no karate! Been called off.

I got my hair cut real short

I nearly sent you an attatchment for the sake of it (no explanation in the email as to why I sent you a 30 sec clip of Bathory) but I decided not to because that would be stupid. Lo, this virus breaks out and I hear you saying you never open attatchments with no explanation as to why they're there. Good idea.
This virus stuff seems pretty bad...there's an evil virus that's threatening mankind...

My hair is always surprised for a couple of days after I have it cut.

Now the Marines do their hair "high and tight", which as far as I can see means almost bald around the sides and a few square inches of short stuff on top which maybe prevents sunburn. You're not bald, are you?
Any word from her on the boat?

Not bald yet.
Personally, I think skinheads are cool.

So word from Jinx, though I think I know why. Not her fault.

Check out my list of guide entries: Slipknot, Slayer and Saxon look to be accepted into the official guide before this month is out. Hurrah!
Sadly, I have seen errors that need correcting in all three. Can't remember if they're all my fault, most of the typos look unfamilier. Still, I'll get it sorted...

Aesthetically I disagree, but then I'm an old hippie who likes to see a bit of fringe and something to balance off the ears.

Off I go to do some stuff. I'll be back online in 2.5 hours give or take a tenth

Guess it's to do with the fact that 100% of skinheads are racists who'd smash up the Winston Chruchill statue on May-day in London.

Actually, they didn't smash it, they just sprayed painted it.

Those riots were cool (apart from the statues). Newspapers were saying "oh these weren't real protesters they were just thugs". I say "like duh, what else would they be?"
A protest is a big excuse to smash up a city. These guys call themselves anarchists so that smashing Macdonalds sounds better. I'd say 90% of so-called anarchists are just out to cause havoc...but then everyone knows that.
I hate it when people call me an anarchist. More like antichrist

Is tomorrow a day to play? Hey, I need to get an email together, so look for it in the morning -- or are you time-rationed still?

Yeah, tomorrow i'm Running Free, so you can mail with dream interpretations and that - it won't distract me too readily. Sunday I guess I'll start worrying about time and that. So, I'll check mail (I been sending and receiving loads today!) and watch out for anything wierd.

Have you got any of these warnings about the virus from Sheepish Lord Of Chaos? They're pretty good.

You have another dream needs interpreting? Or have I not said anything about that one with the soldires in the fleece (what will strangers think when they read that...)? There's Chiron and assorted goddesses and asteroids too.

What will -I- think when I read that?! . I don't understand.

Yeah, that's what I meant, goddamn asteroids! Yeah! Wow, there's so much buzzing around and it's late and I've got a letter to write...better come offline soon then.

c u l8er

Ah, I think I understand now. Thanks Asteroid Lil

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Of course, I know about this new virus...bloody thing...

*Is consternated*
*but doesn't have time to do muchabout it because she has company arriving any minute IRL*

Who was that really?

That was definatly him, I think he's having a bbit of a stab with his new-found knowledge. Bastard.