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greetings! i am [name ommited]. I have lulled most people into thinking that i am a nice yet shy person. this is completely wrong. im not shy for one, i merely make a point of advoiding those i hate, namely most everyone. im not nice either. if i tempt fate and talk to someone, they usually say something to the effect of "you're mean!" or "sick and twisted". my hobbies include eating, sleeping, breathing, zombie hunting, and mercilessly killing nazis on battlefeild 1942. however i rarely have time to enjoy many of these (sometimes even breathing) due to the massive loads of homework i recive on a daily basis and the large quaintities of time spent surfing the web rather than doing said homework. i despize the use of emoticons and will hunt anyone down that i see using them and gut them like a fish especially the frowny emoticon, because it is trademarked by despair, inc (see http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&entry=75502288). i am prone to exaggeration, sarcasm, and slacking off whenever possible. my life's motto is: procrastination- hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. this is why i never, ever use capitals.Conversations
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