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Post 1

I'm not really here

to count your money, something is definitely going wrong somewhere.


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coelacanth

If this is someone with too much money, I'll volunteer to help them count it. If they have too much, they won't miss any. smiley - 2cents
smiley - bluefish


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Its always worth counting money.... I've nearly* finished bagging up all my silver, tens, twentys and fives.... and my estimate is, it'll pay for lots* and all* of the necessary food for Christmas smiley - wowsmiley - cheese Mind... the coppers can wait smiley - groan


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coelacanth

Hang on, in the court of queen 2legs, I'm supposed to do that. A4638549
smiley - bluefish


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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Court of Queen 2legs? I had no idea such a place existed smiley - bigeyes

Where do I send my CV? smiley - tongueout


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes Id' forgotten about that* place!


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Just apply on the page... entery requirements are... relaxed I think... smiley - whistlesmiley - snork


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Post 8

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

I imagine they would be smiley - tongueout


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Post 9

You can call me TC

Have you got round to counting it yet, Mina? That sounds like some hole you got yourself into. Perhaps countint the smiley - 2cents or cleaning some whoes or just re-arranging the dogs' leads might be a first step out of it.


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Post 10

I'm not really here

I did it on Friday morning, so I could get it in the bank. I hate doing it sometimes because then I have to chase up the people who didn't pay.


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You can call me TC

*sigh of relief*

I've just had a giggle at my typo. Of course, I was suggesting that you clean shoes. smiley - footprints I hope nobody mistook it for the other word!


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Post 12

I'm not really here

I was carefully not sniggering. Not outloud anyway. smiley - angel


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