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Oh dear.

~hugs Mina~

Why, what the matter Mina, whats got your goat up?

Thanks for the hug.

I don't want to go into details, but I seem to be having difficulty with the men in my life.

Ahh!!!!

That old chestnut!

I like the way you say 'men' and not 'man'.

You go girl!!
*whoops in the air*

For all there faults (and there are many) I do luv em.

I've tried to live without them and do my own thing, but I only last for so long.

Oh yes, men.
I got sick of having just one man and having problems.
Might as well enjoy the lot of 'em at once.
Same amount of problems.

I can live without them, I just can't have sex without them.

Well, not hetrosexual sex anyway.

Mmmmmm?

*looks quizicall*

You mean you enjoy women as well?

Slap me if I'm off limits!

Well, not actually yet, I am enjoying the thrill of anticipation atm.

But I will.

Well you are braver than me!

I have often thought about it, but never taken the plunge!

You need to find the right people.
I started fancying women a few years ago, but only this year have met women I want to sleep with.
But I still like men too, oh yes...
It's a different feeling, it's weird.

The anticipation is over.

You havn't have you!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Who,where, when?

Last night, with the bloke I am seeing, and a friend of mine.

A threesome!

Even better!!

I bet you b friend could not believe his little peepers!

~looks envious~

He is not really my boyfriend, I just see him for sex. And we've been talking about having a threesome for ages. Just needed to find a third that we both liked.
He's been emailing me all morning asking when we're going to have another one and telling me how much he enjoyed it.
I think I'll be slightly less drunk if I do it again, as I had to go and have a lie-down in bathroom as I suddenly felt really ill. I missed the end.

The end!

You mean there was a begining, middle and an end!

My b friend would bite his own arm off to get me in bed with another women, but I'm not sure that I could feel about him the same way if we actually did it.

And I'm not total sure that I would like it. On paper, I like the sound of it, but in real life, I'm not so sure?

I wouldn't want to with a boyfriend either. I wanted to take the chance while I wasn't emotionally attached to the bloke I am seeing. No jealousy.

did I hear the magic word "threesome"? hmmmmmmmmmm LOL

I've thought about going with another woman before, but if i did, I dont think I'd like to be with my bf while i did... and I really dont think I'd be able to think the same of my bf afterwards...