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I'm not really here Started conversation Mar 27, 2010
Get on With It. Start with the crap all over the coffee table so you can at least have some space to put the things you are then going to avoid for a while.
Do it! Now! I'm warning you!!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 27, 2010
Contentment of the inner soul begins with clearing one's personal space 
... *looks round at the mess in his house* 
me too 
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I'm not really here Posted Mar 27, 2010
Trouble is, now I have cleared it, I can see all the crumbs! Yet it's not clear enough to dust.
Tch. What to do?
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nortirascal Posted Mar 27, 2010
Get a dog, they'd pay you for the pleasure of clearing it up 
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GlitterPixie Posted Mar 27, 2010
You can have my dog if you like lol! Shes drivin me mad with her snoring!! She sounds like a pig haha. Although she is the fussiest dog where food is concerned!! 
xx
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I'm not really here Posted Mar 27, 2010
The dogs aren't allowed to snuffle on the coffee table - they'd knock all the scraps of paper I need to run my business flying all over the place!
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GlitterPixie Posted Mar 27, 2010
Thats ok my dog wouldnt reach the coffee table, you'd need to hold her and hover over the table directing her... kinda like a hand-held hoover- but cuter x
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nortirascal Posted Mar 27, 2010
I wasn't really thinking of the long tongue and wet nose type 
More of the willing slave type
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GlitterPixie Posted Mar 27, 2010
O ok well Lady (my dog) wont b able to help there. Shes a bit precious lol!
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I'm not really here Posted Mar 27, 2010
Aha, well, bit short of willing slaves around here at the moment. 
I need to get out and find some more.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 27, 2010
anythign you desire? 
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I'm not really here Posted Mar 27, 2010
Yes, come here and dyson the dining room, clear the coffee table (which got covered in crap again by 1pm) and cook a casserole.
Er, you can wear that skirt if you like. 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 27, 2010
Your wish is my command
Is there anythign else you would like for me to do?
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I'm not really here Posted Mar 27, 2010
Yes, mop up the water I just threw all over the floor. Sort out why my BRAND NEW washing machine is making a funny noise, and you'd better hope you haven't broken it. 
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nortirascal Posted Mar 27, 2010
"Me thinks the Lady doth protest too much"
That's Hamlet as spoken by Gertrude 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 27, 2010
Yes, right away
*starts mopping the floor*
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nortirascal Posted Mar 30, 2010
That's it 
2 days of 2legs mopping and nothing else to say???? Well if that's it, that's it then
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I'm not really here Posted Mar 30, 2010
There's no need for him to stop. There's a constant stream of wet dog paws, my muddy boots and Fred peeing on the floor. 
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nortirascal Posted Mar 31, 2010
Fred peeing on the floor, 
is he some kind of kinky sexual conoisseur There's no accounting for taste, though if it keeps 2legs in gainful employment, we'll blame him
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