h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nubiles? We are up to our necks in newbies, if that's an acceptable substitute.

Really, it's the matter of law that's my only real concern for our Mike A. I would hate to see him fall foul of law, especially a bad law.

Yeah, so would I. That would suck. Is dope illegal in Britain? *^_^*
Personally, I'm all for experomenting with stuff, but I guess it goes without saying that you need to try and not to take it too far.

Nope,

it definitely has to be nubiles

or nymphomaniacs

even a nubile newbie

or a new nymphomaniac, but still preferably nubile

think of all the experimenting you could do then










or I could do!

Compose yourself, man! *slaps tmwc briskly across both cheeks*

TOPIC DRIFT ALERT:
This time we went from ultrasound to nubile nymphomaniacs. Good work, men.

I have heard that men think of sex every 8 seconds on average.

That's nothing. I spend my time with large groups of teenage boys.

No Lil, it's Every Six Seconds. Groop Dogdrill are naming their next album after that phenomenom.

I thought it was, "Men Don't think about sex every 8 seconds"

-Don't- think about...every 8 seconds...I need to work my brain on that *^_^*

Ah, I got it. 7 seconds spent thinking about sex, the 8th second about the bastard sons you're responsible for. That's cool...

I can see you having a couple of those one day, Mike...

I hope he gets rich first.

Suddenly my wit has deserted me...

Tragic.

Bastards.

I guess when I heard the "every 8 seconds" explanation, it was from an older man!

National Public Radio just reviewed the latest album by a British group called Supergrass. Mike, what do you know about them? They sounded interesting, did good harmony.

I only think about sex when I'm awake.

At night, when my true inner self is able to express itself, I dream of being an accountant.

Actually, sex is only half the story.

There's all that whipped cream, massage, champagne, slobbering etc. as well. Or so I've been told.

Personally I'm a sexual athlete - always trying to improve my time!

On which note I shall depart for the evening. Dinner tonight is to be shared with a couple I met here at h2g2.

Oh, Io - thanks for the congratulations. It's not easy, but I do always try to steer the conversation into more interesting directions and it's nice to get the recognition for it!

Interestingly, Lil, on the page of this guy Howard Marks to whom I linked on my page there's a discussion between him and them, about dope. He being an international drug smuggler and all.
http://www.mrnice.co.uk/articles/articl30.htm
Funny how it all comes together.

Also see his other articles, "I smoke dope with my kids" and "How to roll a joint". And the game (the part I linked to) -
http://www.mrnice.co.uk/game/

Oh, and sb, or tmwc, or whatever name you prefer - keep in mind Mike and I are both young and *snort* innocent.

"Innocent" is, in these cases, a legal term.

I would have to agree with Lil, I'm not too sure about this whole innocense thing.