h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blimey - this corset is tight - would some one loosen it for me.

Strewth, no wonder you've been quiet for a while!
*loosens Lochangel's corset*

I was wondering how long she could hold her breath.

*gives Menza one of her special stares*

Ah-ha so this is where you are all hiding.
Lochy I'll help you with that corset *deftly unlaces back*

*Sid observes the goings on from over the top of his paper*

Mmmmmmmm!!

*cumples slightly under stare*

Aaah! A barely clothed maiden! Angel, my dear, so ggod to see you - I have a rather cheeky proposition for you. And I only ask considering your current....*ahem*....loosened state, but I'm desperately looking for a stripper - it's EV's stag do, y'know.

Zeb, can I just say how much I appreciate you trawling through all these discussions trying to recruit a stripper?

It's my hobby, Doc. I'm always trying to find a stripper.

We don't all have an aching need to hear about your personal problems you know.

Then why read, sir? Why read?

But where would one be in life without the ability to read?

Zeb, if you're having problems removing your wallpaper, why not just paint over it?

Indeed perhaps we should approach Carol Smilie for advice - some MDF perhaps?

If she's prepared to sort out my soft furnishings, then why not?

Why do I get the impression that he missed the off the end on that comment.