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Windozzzzeeeeeee...
Posted Jan 27, 2000
Well I'm back after installing Win 98 on my system and shagging it tottally, don't you just love re-installing all you software??? If anyone out there has a time machine, go back a few years and punch Bill Gates...
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Latest reply: Jan 27, 2000
Idiots!!!
Posted Jan 3, 2000
Why does the holiday season bring out all the idiots? Today was a quiet day at the office yet I seemed to have twice as many brainless morons as usual, I know it is close to the New Year and a lot of people killed a lot of brain cells with lots of alcohol, including me. But hell, I can still tell the time or work out what 2 + 2 is. I havre therefore had something of a revelation...my job would be brilliant without passengers. Also one last thing, why do people lose everything, over the past few weeks I have retrieved everything from umbrellas (dull), mobile phones (so last year), Laptop computers (just plain stupid) and a 14 inch latex black vibrator for a very absent minded lady (I took great pleasure in returning that to her in front of about 10 people, of course I had to remove it from the bag
) Don't people want to keep there stuff???
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Latest reply: Jan 3, 2000
A thought...
Posted Jan 3, 2000
I read something today which I believe to be very true...it went something like this.
Women have only one power over man, the power to leave.
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Latest reply: Jan 3, 2000
Happy New Year!!!!!
Posted Dec 31, 1999
Yes, it's almost time for that once in a lifetime moment, a new century and a new millenium approaches. We are about to live through one of those life altering moments. Nothing will ever be the same again, mankind will have passed into a new era which will hopefully bring about a new age of peace and understanding between mankind.
Then again maybe we will all just have monster hangovers, keep forgetting to put 2000 on our cheques and my Sinclair ZX81 might not work after tommorow.
Whatever happens, I hope the new millenium brings good fortune to us all, have a good one everybody!!!
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Latest reply: Dec 31, 1999
Humbug...not!!!
Posted Dec 23, 1999
Well look at the date, December 23rd...Christmas has sneaked up on us once again so I would just like to take this opportunity to wish everyone on H2G2 a Merry Chritmas and a fantastic New Year. Have a good one everybody
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Latest reply: Dec 23, 1999
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