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The wonderful common cold
Posted Sep 28, 1999
I am diseased, unhappy and unwell...I need somewhere with a large supply of tissues and beutiful women to look after me...any offers???
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Latest reply: Sep 28, 1999
Has anyone invented sober up pills yet???
Posted Sep 25, 1999
I have decided never to drink again. Well I say never, this means until tommorow night. The things I saw (and did for that matter!!!) should never be allowed to happen. Also then trying to work after a heavy night on the ale is not good. I think I managed about 2 hours sleep on Thusday night and have only just recovered now, but when someone gives you a full bottle of Jack Daniels to drink it would be rude to refuse 
To say I felt ill yesterday is an understatement.
Also got the car back now with a nice new rally spec turbo in it. Cost me £600 but the thing now goes like a rocket....Splendid. I'm running a sweepstake on how long it is till summat else breaks on the bloody thing...the prize is the repair bill for the next time it's in the garage
And finally went to see South Park...Bigger, Longer, Uncut (again) tonight...what a class film although how they get away with some of the stuff they say is amazing. Thank god been politically correct is no longer in fashion
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Latest reply: Sep 25, 1999
My money keeps spending itself.
Posted Sep 20, 1999
Well I've just been to the garage and found out my car needs a new turbo, the present one been in an advanced state of knackeredness. 
So come Wednesday my bank account will be £400 lighter...the price I pay for running a sports car ho hum...still, it's fun and as they say, It's only money
Also still waiting to hear if my guide entry will be approved...How long do these things normally take???
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Latest reply: Sep 20, 1999
Not drunk in London...
Posted Sep 17, 1999
Don't you just hate working for a living. Today I was supposed to meet up with about 20 mates in Kings Cross Station, London to partake in a huge amount of drinking. But my kind caring boss decided to cancel my leave at the last minute so instead of partying in our little capital city I ended up sitting in my poxy office for 10 hours. I did as little as possible out of protest but I'm still sober. If any of the C.R.S. crew are reading this, sorry...hope you had a few drinks for me and I'll (hopefully) see you all in Blackpool next month...
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Latest reply: Sep 17, 1999
crumbs
Posted Sep 14, 1999
I've discovered summat monumental, eating and typing don't go together. I'm currentley sat here covering myself and my laptop in crumbs. This wouldn't be a problem but the crumbs are now bigger than the keys and making typing very awkward , it,s a Toshiba Libretto in case anyone is wondering, small person...small computer. The reason for typing is thus, after reading some of the forum entries on stupid users I remembered an old sheet of paper someone had given me a couple of years ago that had quite a few stories of stupid people and what happens when they are introduced to technology, I think it would make a good guide entry even if just for the comedy value. I don't think anyone else has done it yet...if they have let me know.
Whats happened????...why can't I submit my journal entry???. Well summats killed the server so this will have to wait till tommorow...
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Latest reply: Sep 14, 1999
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