h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Masky's part Siamese

So what kind of accent does that make?

A weird one with grunts, growls and groans thrown in

Are you sure she isn't just using a recording of ME on a Monday morning?

She could be doing an impression of me in the early hours

Nawww, I'm sure that you are pure sweetness and light at ALL times.

Except when I'm asleep

Oy, you become scarey when asleep?

Not that I've been told but my feet get cold and I've been know to put them on naked backs in the past

I've been on the receiving end of that. It's sometimes quite a feat to not yelp in surprise.

I know hence the bedsocks

Or a queen sized bed as a minimum. Some days, (or nights) I really wish our room was large enough to accomodate a king-sized one.

Stu's fairly warm so I have no probs, he has probs with me

Then that IS his problem, eh?

Only when I want to turn all the heaters on and put my thickest PJ's on and all he wants to do is open the windows because it's too hot and he can't sleep

Ah. We're slightly the reverse. I like fresh but warm. Milady experiences a lot of night-flushes ... So cooler, fresher, the better.

he can't sleep during the summer, I bet he's got the window open even now

That's one of the blessings of central air-conditioning ... Bare skin and cool air, ahhhhhh.

It's flaming cold here today

It's mild here, about 12C, but still great scads of rain. Water is standing as much as 3 and 4 inches deep in a lot of places. I'm looking for a good morphing spell to become a duck.