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Hello!

I decided to go ahead and organise a Burns Supper for next Wednesday evening chez moi.

Would you care to join us? Yes there will be whisky (no e, naturally...)

Maybe I will! What are the plans?

Oh, I think I can manage cock-a-leekie soup, has to be haggis with neeps and tatties, possibly some Scottish cheddar and oatcakes to round things off, with lashings of whisky....oh and everybody has to bring some Burns to recite.

Winnoch is coming along (hurrah! an actual Scot!), plus a couple of friends and neighbours.

Have you an email address?

Yep... [email protected]

Am I going to have to say things like "hoots mon!" all evening?

Only if you really want to!

I haven't got a handy piper stashed under my stairs, so it's not going to be a classical "by the book" event, with toasts to the lassies and that sort of shenanigans...

Will email you shortly.

I better tell you now though, my sporran's at the dry cleaners!