Unicorn Equus

Hello I am delighted to make your acquaintance. I am Unicorn Equus, a 5,0002 year old Unicorn.

V838 Monocerotis.

Let's start by dispelling some of the myths surrounding my existence. First of all virginity is not a requirement for seeing unicorns. This was a lot of nonsense cooked up by a bunch of drunken crusaders trying to lure young women into the woods (a precursor to "Want to see my etchings?") We are difficult to spot but as long as you believe in us we are not that elusive.

A unicorn on a unicycle by Willem.

Secondly, not all unicorns are white. We come in all sorts of colours just like human beings. I happen to have a red mane. My horn changes colours with my mood. When imbibing potent potables it has been known to be multi-coloured.

Now there is another Myth, one that says only True Researchers have 42 in their User number. I found mine -8+9+0!+40=42, I am a True Researcher.

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