The expanding universe

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Any woman can tell you it is expanding in direct proportion to her waists. Women also figured gravity out before Newton or Dr. Cooper.
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Gravity is a relative thing. The more relatives you have, the heavier it seems. (Contributed by Leopard)
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Time is also relative, the more women around the less time you have.
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