h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You so did! Right by that building that we passed a zillion times before finding out what it was! So ner! Will so not wear a belt ever again! Well loads more is all I can do for now! More is better than none!

Nah I rule the world, I knows best!

Very

Well ok, some of those shoes were stupid, but most shoes are ace! I like the art, was pretty and something different! I love that pub! But I enjoyed the aussie bar way way more! Yeah get over the sheep sheepy mcsheep pants!

That’s just mean! Pah!

I didn’t, but I do now!

I always win! You need to learn this now!

Yay I win! See, proving the earlier point! I never knew brum could be such an ace place, I was pleasantly surprised!

Mwah!

xxx

i didn't try to kill you, i just made you spin. not wearing a belt has bigger advantages for me! yeah loads more is great!

you do not rule Canada. i knows best i am a dad.

yay!

you should get sensible shoes you can walk over rubber things in. the art was really cool, my favourite still ebing the red birds over the black. pub is cool for chilling, but if we'd have spent more time in walkabout that would have been awesome. how do you feel about cows?

not as mean as calling me Gay C.

yay me for letting you know

i have to win sometimes.

i was really ecstacically surprised with how well it all went. i never got to say goodbye properly tho.

Mwah

xxx

Yeah you did you big meanie! I am not your spinning girl ffs! Fine I will weara belt but I will make sure it is unpullable! Woo hoo for loads more!

Only cos I let you have it! Pah! Dads know nothing!

Lol

But sensible looks pants! And the rubber stuff was ace! Nice and bouncy! That birds one was rather groovy! Well we know where to go next time, no wondering round required! Erm I like to eat cows! But not steal them, or ride them, or tip them, or chase them, or milk them! Ok?

Pmsl! I had forgotten about that! Cheers for reminding my gayc.

Woo hoo! Yay us!

Only when it is too my advantage and I wanna let you!

Well that makes 2 of us!

I know

Next time we can say bye first, then I will go away for 5 mins, then I can come back and meet you!

Mwah

xxx

aw but it was fun. unpullabele belt? sounds a challenge and i likes them. loads more will be really really nice.

dads know everything. trust me, i am one.

not the rubber stuff you got stuck in! its dead weird when you pointed out the bird parties cos i was thinking it too. it's the sort of thing i point out. sometimes you scare me with that. erm, i spose. goats? goats are cute.

grrrr! i sahll poke and grrr! *pokes*

nah i win sometimes without you giving it to me.

yeah sounds cool altho i'll miss you for 5 mins, make it 3. or 2.

Mwah.

xxx

Twas fun I guess, and I did laugh! Well I likes that you likes a challenge, cos I’m certainly one of them! Really really really ace!

Erm! Nopey!

Ah THAT rubber floor! Yeah that was evil! Pmsl at the bird parties, you’re a freak just like me! I always point out random and useless things! Goats eat grass, that means I don’t have to cut grass! Goats are ace!

I can pokes back harder! I has nails! *poke*

Nah I just let you think that!

Ok ok, I will say bye, spin around and say hi! Ok?

Mwah.

xxx

aw you aren't a challenge at all. *ducks and covers*

by the way it wasn't all just a sick arpil fools either!

i'm going to count to five then you have to agree. *am kidding honest*

that rubber floor rules, i'm gonna get a carpet made of it and carry it around every time i see you. you are freakier. must be. cos i said. goats are cool. can we steal one?

curse you! back here i am chomecovered tho, so ner!

yeah right!

that sounds ok, then we can carry on with the nice stuff again.

Loves ya,

xxx

Aw bless! Lies! But pretty lies!

That hadn’t even crossed my mind! Now it has

Ok, you count to 5 and on 3 I will baff you!

If your carrying that around then you won’t have any free hands! I am freakier but you are still a demi freak! Yeah lets steal a goat!

Yeah but I am acer so ner!

*nods and smiles*

sounds like a plan! And a good one at that!

Loves ya

XxXxXxX

nah you are great. beyond great.

erm, well it wasn't promise.

1....2.... he he.

i'll make a special bag to put it in. well as long as you still like me that's fine by me. where can we get one of them?

yeah i'll agree to that.

grrrr.

i have great plans, don't i? my Sunday Plan was awesome.

aw, loves ya too,

and a loves them kisses as well

xxx

And you are acer than the acest thing from ace land! Your yummy!

No promise? And an aprils fools?

*baffs*

will the bag have matching shoes? You know I do erm Goats-R-Us?

Woo hoo! I am ace!

He he he!

You do and it definitely was! By far the best plan ever! Even if you were a bit scheming!

Mwah!

Me too! They are fan-tabby-tastic



xxx

not as yummy as you. and i'm not as ace as you either.

i promise it wasn't an april fools. that would be mean.

oi!

erm no. and you know i like you as well Goats-R-Us may security tag their goats.

the acest.

scheming? me? no. you must have me confused!

aw tell me about it. no smiley involving a sofa?

Mwah

xxx

not sure if you left at half three, hope not unless that means i get to talk to you later.

Possibly not as yummy as me, but very tasty!

Yes that would be evil and I would cry!

What? *smiles and flutters eyelashes*

Well that’s no use! I should hope so too! Erm a farm?



yes you! No, not confused! It was your evil plan all along!

Erm is there one?

Off home now babes! Have to run to phone shop on way home to get that thing sorted! Grrr! So I might miss my blinkin bus! All this mess just cos you whinged!

Will be about later!

Mwah

Loves Ya

Xxx

gone home!

noooooo!

will have to wait for my next ducky fix then.

i didn't whinge. and if you'd been good like i asked you too it wouldn't have been a problem!

:P

Morning hun!

did you get that email?

it's crappy

i am not impressed!

i got it, it was a bit bad, but i am looking on bright side with new plans and stuff, i replied! i sent it to your house as well, so you will get it!

we'll still work stuff out i promise.

i am still far too bubbly and happy to let stuff get in the way.



loves ya romio.

xxx

you are super awesome!

yay we have sorted it all!

i'm way too happy too it's fecking ace!

Loves ya honey



xxxxx

not as awesome as you tho, Bena!

we are good sorterers aren't we, must come from your crazy filing ability.

was like that on train again today, i'm sure conductor will give me a drugs test if i look like that again!

loves ya too, babe!

aw me being kissed!

xxx

Nah you are way more awesome! You are the awesomest!

We are good sorterers, yeah I have a filing thing! Grrr tho! Think it’s more to do with the fact that you are so laid back and don’t let stuff bother you!

Yeah work think I am nutser than normal! It’s a fabulous feeling! I feel fuzzy and safe!

Loves ya the most!

I always have es for you!

xxx

how can i be? when you are!

i love your filing thing. i'm as bad sometimes. well not as bad as you but you know...

aw fuzzy and safe is good. very good. i feel fuzzy and safe too.

as if!

aw super ones as well!

xxx

Ok well you are the awesomest bloke alive!

It’s a thing! I have many things! You will have to learn! Bet you haven’t got any of the old stuff at all! So you can’t be bad! I win at being the badest!

Yay! Fuzzy and safe is ace! You make it ace!

Yeah! Cos I said!

All your ones are super!



xxx