h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

woo hoo! smileys are ace!

here you go girls

and look twins

and will you give your daddy a big & from me!

i know they are, i have seen cute pics!

erm my lawyer? so i'm going down?

OI! cheeky! i am unique and ace! so ner!

you lie to me! pah!

yay chromey

ah well so long as you are on my side then you can laugh! oh wait! no that doesn't work!!!

i was just talking, but madge and K told me he was filming me loads! weird!

nah that just tastes like ewwwww you are just paying for the Salem shaped scetti!

aw you don't need to pretend to be that! you really are!

bored again girl!

xxx

just showed them the teen titans website and they had a go on that too. they like the fish and the twins!

you can if you like but i usually make my clients pay in cash

you are unique and ace. sometimes

nah i was just winding you up.



aw. sorry. still on your side?

weird!

salem shaped ones are the best.

aw cheers.

poor bored duck

we're off to the park now. without bread!

woo hoo! see i am ace! kids love me so ner!

oh cool, cos cash is a lot easier! i can do half and half too if that's any good!

not sometimes! ALL times!

yep i knew

here kitty kitty kitty!!

yep you must always be on my side if you want Canada! and cos i am the fun side obviously!

yep but never mind, that seems to be my norm! i attract the weird ones!

i don't like scetti! ewwwwww

np its only the truth! you are an ace super fab daddy!

yeah i am here till 5 as well

have fun!

catch you later

mwah xxx

you can't pah at weirdo magnet when you pretty much admitted it in your last post in here!

meanie is not a term of endearment but seeing as you ownz me i'll let you off, 'Bena.

just popping in before we go off to town and to some robin hood thing or other.

have a nice day at work!

see you around 'Bena!

x

i can't help if i am a weirdo magnet! not all bad tho, you're a weirdo and i likes you!

Meanie IS a term of endearment!

oh sounds fun! have a good day! get the girls those pointy princess hats! they are ace!

how can you say nice and work in the same sentence? pah! i thought you knew me better than that!

see ya latererererer babes

xxx

i am not weird, meanaroo.

ok then, meanie.

no pointy hats but they have a foam sword each now.

i'm about to go to the mentioned places, see you later havea fun day at work

was nice chatting to you again properly last night.

see you latererererererer

x

you so are weird!

i'm not a meanie! you are a meanie my sweet!

are they baffing you with them? cos that would be ace!

have a good time babes!

i'm not at work! i have a migrain

it was ace, forget how much i missed it! GET BB!!!

see you laterererererererererer babe!

xxx

I managed to get my latte all the way to my desk!

took the lift then?

you nutter!

my kids were nice to me and got up at 8:30! how lovely are they? so i still got 6 hours sleep or so.

i think i'll need to see your dance btw, so i can tell if the chinchillas have taste or not!

should be about for a bit this morning, enjoying my last few moments of internet!

i am missing spiderman to do this tho so feel honoured

No I took the stairs, but! Wait for it!! I am wearing………trainers! *fans a shocked C*

I am queen mcnutter from nutty land! Bow down before me and worship my nuttyness!

Aw bless them! They are just the cutest!

Did you realise we were on for almost 3 hours? Didn’t seem that long tho!

I was up at 6:30 so I had not so much sleep! Ah well, I plan to sleep till Tuesday anyway!

Just from a scientific point of view of course? Cos you are a doctor!

Trying to jam it all in before you are puterless? However will you cope? You poor thing

OMG! Missing a cartoon? Wow I must be special!

imposter!

you are not the duck!

trainers!

not the duck. nope.

*gets over shock*

3 hours did pass very quickly. is a bit scary, will make the april seem like i only see you for 5 minutes!

scientific reasons of course!

i will cope. it till be hard but i will cope.

i won't get into the importance of the episode but it is a major one as well, so feel VERY special!

Nah it’s me!

I am so to the Duck!

Go on ask me anything!

*fans poor shocked C*

yep really quick! It’s cos your sexy voice hypnotised me! nah don’t worry about april! I will make sure that those 5 minutes are quality minutes!

I thought it would be! Some scientific experiment purely for the good of man I am sure!

Just remember it’s only for a few days, the internet will still be here on Wednesday, I am almost sure of it!

I am sure it was a highly important episode, as they are all very important!

Woo hoo I am your most favouritest duck!

oh oh say "do ya rekon"!!!

hmmm, what number am i thinking of the duck?

could i have some grapes whilst being fanned?

well must have ben your sexy voice that hypnotised me as well then. or i was in awe that i may be talking to ozzy

5 quality minutes! yay!

why else would i want to see it? i'm just looking out for the betterment of civilisation.

yeah i'll survive.

they are all important but this one was the one with the Beholder and Madame Web. very important.

favouritest duck? d'ya reckon?

of course you are.

7? 3? 69? Erm….. Blue!

Red or gree……….OI!

Yeah my sexy voice! Aww bless, which then turns straight into a grrrrr @ ozzy!

Yeah that’s all you will need right? Just the 5?

Your selflessness and love for humanity amazes me daily!

OK I will keep an eye out for any huge massive super internet killers whilst your gone! Not exactly sure what I would do if I saw one but hey I will look!

WOW Beholder AND Madame Web? *nods and smiles*

Yeah I reckon!

Woo Hoo! Yay me

And you are my favouritest shiny metal object!

Mwah!

Bena xxx

blue!

darn it, thought i was being clever there.

i'm sweet and sour!

you know you don't sound like ozzy, so you shouldn't grrr too much.

well if i can have some more that would be groovy.

so about them grapes...

if you see one run for your life ducky!

and peter parker as Carnage, the fantastic 4, doctor doom, captain america, blade, the black cat, the lizard, Morbius, Storm, the Red Skull, Green Goblin, Hobgoblin and hundreds of Spider-men, if i remember correctly. that will teach you to nod and smile. now i will just continue to tell you about it until you are bored. mwa ha ha ha!

wow, favouritest shiny metal object? less of the object!

that mean i have the Bena pass back?

c xxx

(you really can't call me that in real life)

Yeah the answer is always blue don’t ya know!

Almost clever! But never as clever as me!

Ewwww pineapple!

I am so glad you don’t think I sound like a middle aged drug addict! Thank you muchly!

I of course sound like the ace super fab ducky that I am!

I think I can wangle some more groovy time for the man I ownz!

Ok I will feed you grapes for half an hour then we can switch! Ok?

Run? Would that require energy? Well I can’t promise but I will give it a go! Do we know what they look like btw?

uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles, uh huh *nods and smiles!!!!!!

I will always out mwah ha ha ha ha you! Fore I am the queen if mwah ha ha ha ha ha!

Ok ok , my favouritest shiny metal girly man!

Yeah it’s yours! I could never really take it away!

Bena xxx

(watch me)

fun fact about shop today:

mention deleted threads and it goes quiet! i mentioned it this morning, boom just now. is making me smile. dan wants to know too.

Pmsl! the silence speaks volumes i believe is the saying!

blue rules.

we'll see duck!

pinapple rocks.

me too to be honest!

you do and you are.

yay! hope you pick up groovy as well as my other words!

ok! *not mentioning he will be gone in half an hour*

but you have trainers on, that's what they are for!

erm they look scary. probably.

curse you ducky!

we'll see!

grrrrr.

the pass is mine!

mark xxx

get used to calling me that! grrrr.

watch the subject change quickly when the silence stops as well! although i genuinely don't think dan or sheik know what happened. Lindz is pretty suspect, dessie posted in UT and T. what happened to your threads and she posted that only TBirds was gone. she must know stuff.