h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blue is alright I guess! Not as ace as pink tho!

Nah your man brain can’t cope with my level of intelligence!

NO, music rocks and pineapple is ewwwwwww

Aww bless!!

And an extra awww bless and a

I used to use groovy all the time, then just stopped! Now it’s back baby yeah! (I blame austin powers baby)

Green or red? Seedless? Peeled oh master?

But they will get dirty! They are shiny white!

Ok I will look for the possibly scary looking internet easing monster!

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa

We will see! And I will look fabulous in my crown of mwah ha ha!

Hows about my favouritest shiny metal buggerlug?

Yes yes, you have a pass! Keep it safe you only get 1!

Bena xxx

Why would I want to call you “that” nah I will stick with c cheers!

(God it has just taken me a zillion hours to get back in here to post! C you broke it!!!)

pink?! pah! it's just a weak red. blue is it's own colour.

all that knowledge on shoes? probably better off thanks!

i love pineapple.

seedless green please!

trainers are meant to get dirty!

good luck!

i am not a buggerlugs!

i am keeping it safe in my pants!

you can't call me c. you just can't.

right i am off now, loves ya! you could always keep in touch via text you crazyaroo.

if not speak to you wednesday!

Mark

xxx

You calling me a weak ducky? I’ll show you how strong I am!!! Pah blue is for girly men!

Pah I know more about shoes than you know about everything! I am a genius remember!

I love cheese! We can share them sticks at parties!

*feeds C a plethora of seedless peeled green grapes*

Not mine! They are white and they are staying that way!

Thank you!

You are now! Nee ner!

Don’t think I won’t go in there!

I can, I just can!

Bye babes! Have loadsa fun!

Loves ya!

Wow the wonders of technology!

Yeah I guess we could

Yep, well only if I manage to keep the internet safe from the monster, but don’t worry I have my super dooper monster killing ray gun at the ready!

Rom

xxxxx

morning hun!

will get round to e-mailing you soon, catching up with stuff and all that!

hope you are well and everything.

loves ya!

Mark

xxx

Yay your back!

i had to do work whilst you were gone!

oh i think i just got it!

pah work is pants today! they are amking me do stuff ffs!

i am great!

Mwah!

Loves ya

Rom xxx

hey duck, now that i e-mail you all the time this is getting a bit sparse, so thought i'd pop in.

we can always nip in here when your postmaster is evil as well.

i replied at 9:20 (ish)

oh and i might be out of the office at some point, lucky me, eh?! so if i disappear for a bit that's why.

hugs and kisses to you!

erm, just read the Theme thread.

blimey, hope you are ok and i hope your brother is ok too. big hugs to you duck, not sure how to do them here.

but i loves ya and if you need to chat then give me a ring or drop me a line.

will you be able to visit him? we can rearrange our rendezvous. hope things are ok for all of you.

xxx

ah i see well i didn't get your mail! evil postmaster!

yeah it is a bit sparse in here! we shall bulk it up again!

going anywhere nice hun? shopping?

no i can't visit and i really want to see you for hugs!

i almost called you last night you know, when my mom called me and told me how the opperation went, but i didn't think you would want to be woken up at 4am by a loony crying girl!

you working till normal tonight? i will tell you in detail later i don't wanna talk about it on here!

Loves you too babe!

xxx

well you might get it later? something to look forward to!?

just been to Normanton to one of the new companies places to have a chat, loads of fun. lots of people being let go today so if i am not around normal time that may be why. if i am here then i am truly cursed but will be happy to speak to you!

aw, duck i really feel for you and your brother! sounds terrible and i hope it all goes well.

loves you too duck, will give you extra hugs on Sunday now!

xxx

I bet it’s your daft hotmail! It used to do this before and I would get it the next morning! Course I look forward to it!

Erm? Good? bad? You being sacked hun? Maybe getting sacked isn’t so bad, you hate your job and they will give you money! Yay! Well I’m sure we will speak soon, I hope your not still at work but I hope you are still there too! (that makes sense in my head) have you rung the phone peeps to tell them that their 48 hours is up?

Thanks babe, I am waiting for my mom to call and tell me what’s going on, and my uncle is bringing Phoebe up for me to look after so mom hasn’t got to worry about her whilst she is at the hospital! I will keep you up to date!

You remember your original plan to just hug for the whole day? Well it might be back on the agenda! I promise not to wear mascara too cos I don’t want to ruin your top!

Loves ya

XxXxXxX

aw my poor hotmail.

dunno yet, finding out later. i doubt it as of now, but will probably give me a date for when they no longer need me, i dunno. at this rate i will be around to chat! will ring peeps tonight if i can't use me phone yet!

Hope it is good news when your mum rings. At least you'll have phoebe to look after as well, which will keep your mind of things and you'll be together to cope with things.

i don't have a problem with hugging all day. i'll wear a black t-shirt just in case

not sure if i have one actually. but don't worry about it.

loves ya loads romi,

xxx

Yep you broked it!

Well erm good luck for whatever one you want it to be!

Me too, god I hate waiting and not being able to do anything! Grrrrr, yeah she will keep me busy, and hijack the pc to play cbeebies, I might t show her that my little pony dance studio you sent me, she would like that!

Well I’m glad to hear it, cos it’s looking likely! Ok well I will see if I have some blue mascara

Loves you loads too marky

XxXxX

i broke nothing. fixed me beads last night tho.

cheers.

is pretty simple to use, i don't know why i sent it, seemed a good idea at the time.

what if i shock you by wearing another colour? eh? you won't recognise me at the station.

aw, you called me Marky. no c's in sight.

XXXX!

you are the king breakerer tho!

wow you fixed em?

it was really sweet, made me smile!

OMG! how will i recognise a not blue C? you best wear a red then!

Yeah i did! i'm not sure i like it tho!

i so missed my bus btw, hence the no show!

XxXxXxX

i am not. well if i am, you are the queen so ner.

erm i may have broken them again last night. i blame the vodka tho.

aw i'm glad it did. wasn't sure if it would.

well i might sprise you!

i'm not sure i like Marky, but no C in sight was good.

yeah you just hate me!

*been crying since 5:30 cos you hate me*

oh and is postmaster evil today? i replied pretty instantly.

If I am the queen and you are the king then we would have to be married! And that’s not happening! So you are the king and I am simply lady breakerer!

PMSL! Yay the vodka!

Yeah it did! Bless em so much!

Oh a surprise? you mean like no top at all

Right you have to options of – Marky, C, Chromey, Sugar or Angel! These are the only names I can cope with! Take your pick!

I could never hate you Marky/C/Chromey/Sugar/Angel (delete as appropriate), you’re my number one blokey mate!

Don’t cry hun! You know I loves ya

Grr at postmaster! You sure it’s not your hotmail acc? Try a work one!

Bena

XxXxX

you best be REALLY busy

*wonders off talking to herself*

aw i am really busy duck.

all merger stuff and all that. i have a job for 6 months now! will explain on chat! will also reply to your first post in a mo as well.

big kisses to the duck that is missing me