h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would, if I could, Dasha,

Really, it depends on the situation and the mood.
Muse, to be or not to be, I don`t know.
Fact is, I sometimes feel inspired by you, to write a line.
Let´s part this happiness because we have deserved it!

Dear Thomas!
I can't get you! If you write poems-it means you could send them to me! If you can't because you don't want-it's another thing....and no problem..But I would be so happy to read your poems...

Well, anyway, I think each poet can't write at any mood! He\she must be inspied by something or someone...

Well, good luck! I am sending you lots of inspiration!


Dasha

Lovely Dasha,

I`m looking forward getting your inspiration soon.

Thomas

Dear Thomas,
It's interesting and exciting to chat with you in three different worlds! I mean in the Boards, German department and here!

You are so interesting too..You attract me by your unusual thoughts! You must be a very clever and romantic man...

Well, Your life seems to be a closed book for me, but, well, okay, although I'm nosy I won't ask you anything about it!

But I'd love to know your interests if I can..What are they? What is your favourite book? What would you do if you were in a desert island? Have you ever wanted to be invisible? I have... Sometimes I do want to be invisible! And I wish I could fly! Without wings! And you? Tell me your weird dreams!

Take care,

Dasha...


P.s. I'm leaving these three worlds soon, so Good Night at case I won't see you today...I have so much work to do..so I'll be here tomorrow!

I'm sending you lots of inspiration!

Dear Dasha,

It`s been my desire to talk with you in three different spaces. And my wish came true.
Everything`s possible, a fourth one, too. Or maybe real.
Who really knows? The answer my friend, is ...
Clever and romantic, these nice descriptions aren`t as important to me as to get along with you.
Believe me, let better the book only opended for a few pages.
Concerning my interests, you got the rare opportunity to discover them in hootoo. "The rest is silence." Shakespeare: Hamlet
You`re invisible to me as am I to you, or not?
My favourite books deal with wisdom and give advice for questions of life. One reason of being here in hootoo.
Regarding my weird dreams, you easy can get your fingers burnt. ...
Now, the time is ripe for a pause.

See you later, Dasha,
Thomas

Hi My Dearest Thomas!

How are you? I miss your messages!
Well, yeah, you're right nothing's impossible in our life...but I think I'll stay invisible for you for ever...
Well, I wish I were invisible for everybody here too... But it's impossible...


Take care,

Dasha

Hi My dearest friend Thomas!

I'm sorry for my delay..I've got a part-time job today so I had to work a bit..Well, thank you for considering me a 'top dog!"
I like it! But I'm just an ordinary girl from far away Ukraine...

Well, I feel sorry about you! I'm worried...I understand your situation..I hate being ill with flu and cold! Well, get well sooner, okay? I wish you to recover as soon as possible and send you my healing energy!


Stay well,

See you tomorrow! I'm writing here as the Boards is aleady closed!

Good Night!

Yours Dasha

My dearest Dasha,

I thankfully received your healing energy over the great distance between us.
After an eight-hour sleep I`m feeling much better than yesterday.

Please do me a favour and write more personal things rather in hootoo.
Btw, what kind of part-time job did you yesterday?
I ask because I couldn`t imagine that part-time jobs exist in Ukraine.
You told me that you like country music. Which country do you mean?
Folk music from Ukraine or from the U.S.?

Supposely, I`ll spend the day more relaxed, i.e. reading newspapers, playing guitar and a little bit hootoo browsing.
With some at my right side.

Your Thomas

Hey My dear friend Thomas!

I'm on cloud nine that my healing energy seems to have helped you a bit!

Well, you are a cunning person! I mean you want me to share with you some personal things but you never do such things with me! I mean you never tell me anything about yourself..and your interests! Well, okay, I'll tell you everything except of my address!

Well, part-time jobs do exist in Ukraine! My part-time job is connected with the Internet..I mean I do my job at home! Isn't that cool?!
Well, I've been working now as a..........guess whom? As a translator! I translate some articles from Russian into English..I love it! It makes me feel as though I'm in the 7th heaven! I love doing translations! I translate some articles about the charitable organizations in my city which help children who is sick with cancer. But I must say that I won't get money for my job..I'm a volunteer. And I really enjoy it!!!

As for folk music I love both you've mentioned! Especially American folk music..Do you know any Ukrainian singers? What do you think of Verka Serdjuchka at the Eurovision???

By the way, you're great! I admire people who can play a guitar! Because I can't do that..I dream to learn to play any instrument..


Well, what's else? Jusk ask!

And drink a lot of tea! And eat chocolate! It must help! By the way, what kind of tea do you like? Green or black?


See ya!

Dasha

Sorry, Dasha,

For giving you the impression of a cunning person.
You only need to take a look on My Space, I mean the space of Paulchen Panther and you`ll get some more peaces of information about me.
And now, please come down onto the earth again.
You told me, to tell me every thing about you, except you address.
I take you at your word and ask you, to describe yourself. Only things crossing through your mind right now.
You do a good deed for other people and they need you. I`m able to relate to the success you reach with your work valuable.
My hometown had given to me a honourary position, I won`t to talk about for secrecy reason.
Unfortunately, I didn`t see the Eurovision and I haven`t known any Ukrainian singers up to now.
Sometimes, when I´m in the mood, I watch the "Walk the line" film about Jonny Cash and June Carter.
YOU CAN play an instrument, you only haven`t realised that until now.
Too much chocolate makes fat. Do you like a fat cat?
I prefer green .

See you at the evening,
Your Thomas

Hi Dearest Thomas!

I'm sorry if I made you cry but saying that you're a cunning person! I was kidding..really..so, don't take me always very seriously..I love kidding so, I don't mean everything I say..
By the way, I may read your Space but as we're friends (Are we?) I thought you'd like to tell me anything about yourself ..But although I'm super nosy and chatty, I won't insist on you! I promise! You have right to tell or not to tell me...Anyway, I'm happy to know you!

Well, I love any cats! But I think that thin cats feel themselves much better than fat ones!

Well, I don't think that chocolate can make you fat...My university friend is so skinny, but she eats so many sweets!
Speaking about myself, I can't say that I can't live without chocolate, but I love it sometimes! Especially when I'm in bad mood...

And I also prefer green tea!


By the way, which instrument do you mean? Nerve?


Hope to catch you today!
Stay strong,

Yours Dasha

Oops, Thomas! I've made a small mistake in my previous message-I said 'made you cry but saying' but I had to say "by saying'..I thought about typing that, but my fingers decided to make fun of me!


Take care,

Dasha

You already caught me, Dasha,

Only joking? Alright, you`re pardoned.
Surely, we`re friends. You can read my space at any time you want to.
No, no, you aren`t nosy, only very interested in ...
Concerning the bad mood, let me propose to ask Bel, to find the right place for solutions to get over it.
I must confess sometimes to be a cookie monster. But very, very seldom.
Due to the instrument, I mean for instance a guitar.
And now I´m interested in to get to know what you mean by "Nerve? ..."

Strong as a German oak tree,
Your Thomas

Hi My Dearest Friend Thomas!

Thank you for pardoning me! And thank you for letting me be your friend! I'm proud of being your friend..As you seem to be 1000 times smarter than me..You can speak German so well, and when I think about that and imagine you speaking this hard language I can't help admiring you! You're super!

Well, are you a good cook? What do you like cooking? To tell you the truth, I never cook...I prefer my mom doing this..But sometimes when I'm out of stress I love cooking too...But someting easy like salads..

By the way, by "nerve" I meant a very famous expession in Ukrainian and Russian..I have no idea if there is a similar expression in English..In Ukrainian\Russian we say, 'play on nerves"-what means-annoy somebody, bother, and make somebody's blood boil!
So, we say it jokingly when somebody asks us if we can play any musical instrument...


I'm sorry but I must go now! I must translate some texts..It's my part-time job! Hope to come back here today!

Stay cool and strong as a Ukrainian oak tree!

Dasha

My dearest Dasha,

Pardoning? You`re welcome.
You`re right, I`m so clever, so cool ...
Because of my command of German Sorry, it`s my mother tongue.
This is absolutely naturally for me.
In terms of cooking, I made myself rice, fried fish, green pepper and walnuts grated yesterday.
On occasion I prepare a salad made from vegetables, onions, cheese, sweet herbs etc.
Yes, I`m a single. Do you the reason why? Me neither.
Please, don`t bring the blood of others to boil over.
It might be better to learn a practise to stay calmly .

Hope to see you later,

Your Thomas

Good morning, Dasha,

I`ve been thinking of you.
Guess, the reason why. Yes, honey!
They played "Honey, honey" from ABBA in the radio while I had breakfast.
Supposely, you`re busy as usual at the moment.

Have fun and take care of yourself.
Your Thomas

Good Morning, Thomas!

Yeah, you're right, I'm busy as usual, but I'm also very lazy and decided to drop you some lines before starting my work!

How are you? I hope you're doing well..What have you been doing?
I'm planning to finish my translation today and prepare some things for my studies. It's hot today, so I'm likely to stay at my room all day...

By the way, do you believe in miracles? I do now! I mean, can you explain to me why did you hear the song of ABBA "honey"??? Just yesterday we talked about honey and today you've heard this cool song..Maybe I'll hear it too today! If I do, I'll tell you!

Well, you say that you don't know why you are not married...well, I don't think it's a great problem..I'm not married too but I'm happy about that! Well, anyway, you're young enough to get married yet if you like! But I do think that marriage is not the only happiness in this world..Speaking about me, I'm not going to marry! Of course, I can't know what can happen tomorrow, but I don't really think I was born to be a wife and mother...Well, I hope I'll find my happiness with something else..and I hope to find my place under the sun..

Take care, dear Friend!

I'll try to come here today later!

Stay groovy, my Dear Thomas!

Dasha

Hello dearest Dasha,
I think you rather mean relaxed than lazy.
This morning I did some peaces of translation you can read in the German Thread.
By the way, have you already been registered. As far as I remember, the head of the German department wants all particpants to be registered.
In a short while I am going to prepare the job interview which takes place at 04:00 p.m. This means a ride upon the public transport system.
Yippi ahee! Coachman, play up!
You`re right, if you said that to be married is a question of can.
But, ...mmh, what would you say, if you`re suddenly meeting the man of your dreams?
Concerning the honey story, I can tell you why I heard this song.
Said simply, I like it and I ain`t any reason to change the radio station at this moment.
You want me to write some verse. Unfortunately, I`ve got things to do to stay alive.
In this regard,could you agree with me that it is impossible to write verse and at the same time, to be thinking about difficult questions?
I guess, you know what I mean.
Now, I`m a little bit confused about "groovy".
Please take a look at http://www.onelook.com/
Your friend Thomas

Hello Dear Thomas!

Well, thank you so much for your message here! I'm so happy to read your messages! They like the books of wisdom for me...

Well, hmmmm..I know nothing about the registration in the German Thread! What is that? Can you enlighten me, a bit?

Well, as for 'meeting a man of your dream'...well, if I meet him, I would run away with him! Well, the truth to be told, I don't want to fall in love any more..I know how hard it is..and I'm afraid to break my heart again, so, I'd rather stay lonely but calm..

But everything depends on God's will, so let's never say never, Okay?

By the way, thank you very much for the on-line dictionary! I'll definitely use it! Well, I can't understand you sometimes..What do you mean by it is impossible to write a verse and think"? You mean you can't write if you are made to do it? Well, if get you right, I agree with you...

I hope your job interview will go well...I wish you good luck from the bottom of my heart! My fingers are tightly crossed for you!



Stay groovy! Because you're groovy..I'm sure..

Yours forever,

Dasha

Hi My Dear Thomas!
Have you got a new job? If you haven't-don't get upset! You're young and everything is ahead! I'm sure that everything in this world is for the best, so if you haven't got this job, it means-you'll get a better one soon!

How are you? Do you feel nervous before the job interview? What do they usually ask?

Well, I hope to hear from you soon..

Stay strong, brave and cool!

Love,

Dasha