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Now I am happy to say, that ...
... you accepted my "little present".

Thank you! Your present is not little..

But I'm new here and I need help...

Take care,
Dasha

Dasha, normally your ACE takes care of you.
This means, as far as I know, you only need to send
a message to Bel. Please, try it.

Sorry, Dasha, I see that Bel isn`t online.
Please, tell me, how can I provide assistence to you?

My Dear Thomas!
Thank you! Well, Bel is my great helper!
But I still feel out of my element here a little..it's because it's a bit different than my native Message Boards...But I hope you'll help me to make myself at home here!

Love,

Dasha

Bel is online. Please send her your request.
You can call on me, whenever you want.

Well, I don't want to trouble her over such stupid things!
I can manage without her now..besides this my problem can't be solved by her...I feel lonely now.. Nobody (almost) has written me...and ..well, I won't tell you..

Thank you, dear friend!

Dasha

I guess, it`s won`t take much time to become familiar with hootoo.
Good luck! ... and good night.

Dear Thomas! You're right, I'm sure in a week I'll be 'yours' here!

I'm going to bed now as I want to sleep ! See you tomorrow!
Sweet dreams! And-I'll be here at about 4 o'clock tomorrow (if everything is okay) (according to Ukrainian time)...

Love,

Dasha..

Hello Dasha,

This world in which we correspond to each other, is different from the other chatroom we met for the first time.
That`s the reason, I maybe appear to be reserved a little.
I`m looking forward to talk with you in the afternoon, unfortunately, the time is in the air.

Adoringly,
Thomas

Hello Thomas!

I'm so happy to see you! Sorry for my delay but I had some very important things to do..Well, are you really a reserved person?
That's sad! As I'm so different! I mean I'm very sociable..and chatty sometimes! And I love talkig fast...I know it's bad! I must get rid of it!
Well, anyway, I took you to my heart! So, I'm your friend forever, Dear Thomas! Despite the fact that we're so different...

Hope to catch you soon! I'm going to write a German letter at Germen page...I love it! But I'm sad about my poor German!

See ya soon!

Dasha

Oh yeah, you`re gonna do!
Don`t be sad, I`m not really a full reserved person.
Quite a bit precautious and that`s good.
Concerning the opposites: Opposites attract.

Dear Thomas,

You've hit the nail on the head! It's much more interesting to have different friends! And you seem to be a very interesting person to me! I like your being careful! By the way, I'm careful too...I mean I haven't given my e-mail address to anybody..yet! I think we must be careful in this world of maniacs!

Take care,

Dasha

Big brother is watching you!

A big sister too!
Dasha

Your reply is brilliant.

Thank you, dear Thomas!
You are the coolest German I ever knew...
Take care,

Dasha

That`s the reason I`m unemployed.

Hmmmmm...why?
You are so clever, so I think any boss must have a fight about you!

Cheers,

Dasha

Dear Dasha,
What do you mean by "fight about you"?
Please explain, because this expression is unknown to
me and I want to avoid misunderstanding.