Things I have learned hopping through the forest, by Little Bunny Foo Foo
1. Jean Paul Sartre was right when he said "hell is other people".
2. This is not the right attitude for someone (like myself) who aims to be a school psychologist
I began thinking that being essentially antisocial was not the best attitude to have, but after watching a few daytime talkshows, I wonder how people can still venture out into the world. It was this that led me to being a researcher for the Guide. The idea of classifying the world for better examination and explanation might be a nice form of therapy. That, and I might be able to pass off traveling to exotic locations and having sex with exotic women as research and maybe even use it as a tax deduction.
Though of late, I am even having problems with the idea of my sexuality. After several relationship disasters I've decided perhaps heterosexuality is not the way to go. The problem is that the other main option is homosexuality, and I don't really find that too appealing either. I toyed with being asexual, figuring that as long as I wasn't attracted to men, I was half way there and my goal was that much closer to being met, but it didn't work out. My penis reared it's ugly head and I found that sex was still a motivating drive. So I planned to become intrasexual and just be attracted to myself. This seemed like a good idea. I was always interested in sex, if I cheated on me, I was ok with it, I had no in-laws to deal with. It seemed like the perfect solution. But that didn't work out either, I blame my penis again (Freud would love this). Now I am antisexual. I am still attracted to women, but I resent it.
-- Little Bunny Foo Foo
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Why you should believe in God | Jan 11, 2000 | Mar 19, 2000 |
| Running through the forest! | Jan 10, 2000 | Jan 10, 2000 |
| Goths | Sep 16, 1999 | No Replies |
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Researcher U83467
Entries
Most Recent Edited Entries
- This user has not written any Edited Entries.
Entries
- This user has not written any Edited Entries.
Disclaimer
h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of Not Panicking Ltd. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."