A little bit of B&T
The details of my life are quite inconsequential...
Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
At the age of twelve I recieved my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritually shaved my testicles... There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.
B&T is short for Blue & Tangerine, these are the home and away strip colours worn by Oldham Athletic during a successful spell during the 1960's/1970's
Welcome to my world, but I don't think there is enough to base a movie on just yet, although I have met Huggy Bear once......FACT
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