h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I assume so but her posts can be pretty cryptic. Me and Blicky were once "The Axis of Weasels" I did rather like that....

One thing I learned by my participation in "The Della Wars" was that DA Vicky loves nothing better than to be able to paint her self as the victim. She *really* gets her rocks off about it so I tend to try as much as possible to not engage her in conversation because I Inevitably end up giving her osmething to feel the victim about....

Egbert the Piglet, apparently. See my nickname.

Class!!!

Axis of Weasels!! That's fantastic!

I even like Ed changed my name tag for a bit. I think Blicky did as well. It was well enjoyed!!!!

Oh yes happy (?) days.

I never cese to be amazed sometimes its like watching the dawn. You know its going to happen but sometimes the colours are amazing.

Im still in awe of Della working out that she changed her name "for" us. Then there are the almost daily plucked right out of the air statistics she uses in her posts 95% of the times percentages she uses to back up her arguments.

Bit like watching Laurel and Hardy films you know whats going to happen but you still *have* to laugh.

There goes the piano again!

Egbert really you nearly got me in trouble with this:-

"You know what, Vicky - you are absolutely right! As soon as I stop bleating on about needing evidence, or even reasoned argument...you start to make perfect sense! I really don't know what I was thinking! I should stop listening to Hoo and the Axis of Weasels and 'Fanny'. Apart from anything else - they're all so fat!!! And they're grammar is poor! And they make mistakes in their typing! How can I take such people seriously? I'm just so glad that your mockery and goading have hit home. Tough love, eh?"

As I properly peed myself laughing on the call centre floor.... deary me....

IO don't know why you think it's funny, just because someone find's The Lord! But then, we Christians are used to persecution.

Yes that was excellent. Fat people do seem to be her latest target..

I was called 'Christine', for some incomprehensible reason for a while, unless it was something to do with the word Christ' being part of it. But a bit boring compared to the quirky names the rest of you get called.

I made the mistake of telling Vicky that I was touched that she had a special 'pet' name for me, something I hadn't had since my last relationship ended. Naturally she stopped using 'Christine' soon after that.

Of course I just realise if she discovers this thread it will further serve to make her feel persecuted....

Well, she can count on my support, now that I'm a reformed character.

What did you say about Vicky and feelings of persecution, FB?

She just left this message for me:-

>>Effers
Post: 1

Posted 1 Hour Ago by DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!
Congrats, girlie, I unsubbed because of you, but I have been lurking. You are truly the most unpleasant "lady" I've ever come across, and that is saying something!

I got involved in that 'conversation' becvause I thought there was something I could contribute and it seems there was - a target you could all feel smug about bashing. I am leaving it to Michae1 and WG because they have patience I lack - and because their reputations weren't trashed years ago by a psychotic little woman-hater - by which I mean Hoo...

You have shown me like no one else has, what a mistake it is to get on the wrong side of a homosexual! (And I thought the encounter I had in RL with a wealthy businessman of that persuasion, was bad enough!)

Ah, what's the use, you'll just continue being your own sour self... 100 shags wouldn't be enough to sweeten your nature!<<

I'd report that to the Italics. That's harassment. Seriously.

She forgot to mention that you should go around hitting people and swearing at old ladies, since, as an atheist, you cannot tell right from wrong



It is funny she mentions patience. If I counted well she's made at least 7 people lose theirs, even some which had struck me as particularly patient.