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Post 1

invisibleknight

Burt Bacharach may have written the immortal words:-
"What the world needs now, is love, sweet love" but he certainly didn't write "Yes Sir, I can boogie" (by a band with a very similar sounding name to his.)

Burt's world may have needed love, sweet love but did he know about the plight of orangutans, or how much better the world would be with more bonobo's?

That's a no-no, I should coca! He was loco, no-where near Acapulco, most likely never heard of Orinocco or The Wombles. Shame on him, he was most likely watching a different channel.

Yes, I am mad but it's far more fun than being sane which is highly over-rated and lot harder to give as an excuse for watching The Simpsons.


a comment on bonobos

Post 2

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

Ah, but did he know the way to San Jose?

Whatever you're smoking, roll one for me, please. I always regard insanity as a rather attractive trait.

Meanwhile...I must get back to parking cars and pumping gas.


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