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Dia Duit, Cád é mar atá tú? Captain Nuge an t-aínm atá orm, Féar Mánach abú!!! You're not the only Irish person on this site. And Cork are too far away from where I live to be good (I'm not from Fermanagh, by the way, but I have relatives from there!) Slán go Foill!

There are a few more of us around,usually in sites more than slightly linked to alcohol consumption.

The poteen site for example........now reduntant when I finally told the Australian that poteen is illegal everywhere,everywhere even if you do have a brewery licence.

How the hell do you put fada's on the computer.None and I meen none of my extended family and friends know how.

Ctrl+Alt+(insert vowel here). It gives you lovely fadas all day long!!! áéíóú!

Yeeeeeeeeeee!

Now to filthy up my name Irish style.

Capt LeRue "Póg mó hóin agus caca thusa"

Nice ring to it.


So Fe

Yeeeeeeeeeee!

Now to filthy up my name Irish style.

Capt LeRue "Póg mó hóin agus caca thusa"

Nice ring to it.


So Fermanagh eh?

A particulaarly crap county at all sports........except cow tipping.........and the supremely pointless sport of bog swiming.

Yeah, Fermanagh, and they got through to the semis in the All-Ireland Gaelic Final this year, so don't diss them. And using "Kiss my ass and... what is that word... can't remember, but... something, on you"? What does caca mean?

Its a bit of regional dialect meening.......F*ck,a word my english cousins say is never un appropriate in an Irish conversation in english.
example,recently a priest in my town was talking at the opening of a monument to Sarah Curran,Robert Emmet's Biatch, when he droped the mic,he picked it up and went "Well f*ck me I'm one f*cking eijit,anyway on with the f*cking show.Now where the f*ck was I"

And as I am from Cork Every team outside of Cork is crap,lets jusssstttt sssssaaaayyyyy I'm a bit biast towards Corcaigh.

Hmmm... a priest, saying that? Hmmm... Well, don't know about that, but the bias towards Corcaigh was a bit obvious. Tír Eoghain and Árd Mhachá are good too...

Allright I'll grant you peter canavan is a pretty unreal and armagh have strength in depth in all positions but......"sighs".....all are totally usless compared to the all conquering light that is Cork G.A.A.

Sorry but a corkonian until the day I die.Hopefully I'll take DJ Carey with me

I'll add as well that the priest is the kind of priest who tells jokes instead of sermons and has read the "Da vinci code" and likes it.

We have one of those too. What's wrong with the da Vinci code? It's a work of genius.

Hey I'm with you,but a priest not far away from my parish said it was anti-catholic...........he also said "Fr Ted" was making a mockery of the church.

Scandal!!! Fr. Ted is brilliant!!!

Sorry bout the reply,end of term tests last week......in other words panic learning until 2am.

That priest also said dermot morgan had a "disturbed" mind!!!!!!!!!

*faints in shock, realises hasn't fainted, gets up* Dermot who? Never heard of him. What does he do? By the way, how do you set up a place in RPGs?

You can just start a new conversation at the conversation list and give it a title like "Captain Nuge's Ship"(Sorry thats a lame name)

As to the quip on THE Dermot Morgan I'll assume you were writing in a sarcastic tone of voice.

Of course I was being sarcastic! So that's it? My god, it's so simple...

Yeah easy like pie ............ mmmmmmmmmmm pie

Dermot Morgan... and pie...... I see no connection... Fr. Ted may have liked pie... pity he died...

Ahhh the links betwwen Dermot Morgan and pie are subtle and few but if you rearrange all the letters in his name to Paimrw Ktevxz.....and cancel some letters out you get PaImrw ktEvx=pie

You just talked jibberish, also known in the trade as intelligent conversation. Do you deny it?