h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never did like the look of bert and ernie either .................two brothers alone in their house with only rubber ducky as company.

"Damn, there's that squeaking noise again- KEEP IT DOWN, YOU THREE!"

"And that bloody ducks been shiting on my lawn again"

Oh, God, Bert and Ernie- demonstrating a life of homosexuality to young children. I suppose it allows acceptance of differences in people, we're not all the same you know.

Is it Homosexuality when their brothers? Or is it incest?

They're not brothers, they claim to be friends, or does it go deeper than that?

*Gets up off teh floor*

Curse you Jason Feerly,Curse you!

Probably wondering whats that about,wwwwweeeelllll In junior infants or so the whole class had and arguement about Bert and Ernie,about whether they were brothers or not and Jason Feerly's side won,i.e. they proclaimed them to be brothers.


So many years living a lie.

Hmmm... Maybe you are right... maybe its just a front!!!

Possibly,possibly.

Oh, the evil that is children's television.

Yes Bosco has scared me for life

Depressing, isn't it.

*Sighs*
Yes.......


well at least we've always got anti-depressants and vodka.

YAY!!!

Yay indeed,Yay indeed.

WAHOO!!!

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