h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its just some good old fashioned bulsh*t other wise knowmn as fuzzy logic

...otherwise known as intelligent conversation, or what passes for it up north. Up here Bullshit= Smart.

My God,if thats true i must have an IQ of over 300

I've been called a bullshit artist more than I can count

Everyone talks bullshit, but it takes an intelligent person to bullshit like a pro.

So Bertie Ahern must be the ........Stephen hawking of politics.

Hmm... Maybe not Stephen Hawking... more like Albert Einstien.

No think about it.Which two of these three talk in the exact same tone of voice whenever they talk Albert Einstien,Dr. Stephen Hawking or Bertie Ahern?



Stephen Hawking and Bertie Ahern!!!!!!!

Addmitadly the lack of a voice box effects Hawking but Bertie has no excuse.

You're right!

I KNOW,and thats just one of my political conspiracys........Tony Blair and Kermit D Frog........Separated at birth!!!!!!

Or, Martin McGuinness and O'Brien from Star Trek!

True,true.

Mary Harney and Miss Piggy

As you can guess I was raised as a child on Seaseme Street,The Muppets and Rodger Ramjet. Classics one and all.

Gerry Adams and Art Garfunkel with a beard. And glasses.

Paul Simon and Charlie Bird

Big Bird and... err... me.

I recently heard an Interview with bigbird and it answeared the diffinative questions....Is Snuffiluficus real? Appreantly he is imaginary....Are you(Big Bird) a boy or girl? He's a boy.

Hmm, have my doubts on that last one. "he" talks like a girl, doesn't he? Maybe it's to placate the kiddies.

Yeah probably.....I wouldn't have become the well adjusted person I am now if he had talked like a 53 year old convict

*In very,very,very deep dublin 4 accent*

"Give me all your F*cking money Elmo so as I can get some boo's"

Oh Croist, der's dat baaastrd Growvor. Oi'll shoot he's fookin hed in!

"Whats to days f****n number,Elmo so's I can go for me f*****g joyride"

*screech of breaks and 2 hours later a burnt out nissan micra is found on seaseme st.*

Did the count ever claim a victim? "How many pints of blood do you haff? Van! Two! Tree! ..."