h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Howdy,

I've seen your name on the 'whos on line' thought of popping by to say "howdy"

So are you really a naughty rascal?

I don't normaly venture off message boards but thought what the 'heck'

Looks like you've been around abit 22nd March 2007 'WOW'

Any intresting places around here? I use to come on here donkeys ago joined in 2004..
Then left not so long ago. Whats 7777777777777777777777777777778? Are you 78 years old?

Smiggle The Little

Thank you, it about sums up my nature with close to the edge humour and, believe me, occassionally it goes horribly wrong.

I believe it's old enough to vote, 18 multiplyed by 2.77777777777777778 times, not quite 78, however enough for my body to finally have it's revenge on me for the years of abuse by falling to bits on me.

You're most welcome. Mostly found being a rascal with PaulH, Alexander le grey, Pierce the , Robyn, Lanzababy but to name a few Just check out my conversations, I have nothing to hide from especially benign ones.

Drums fingers, taps foot. That it then, you off for another millenium from H2G2??????

'Howdy Rascal'

have you been waiting for a reply??fingers, taps foot. How about clicking fingers?

Me off for a millenium maybe here this should calm you down before I say something. .

I know your name, but do you know me? Lol
I used to have a name now it's a 'U' number, will that give it away I don't want to say who I am at the moment G. Whats the smiley holding grass? I best be going. I don't like this place.

Smiggle The Little

Interesting, I must think on this further = returning to the bomb bay

Howdy again 'G' Why think on this further, whats to think about? *cheerup* I yam thanks. what along way to go for a yellow smiley holding some weed

Do you like hot spicey food? Ie Bombay oh Bomb bay?

So you have no idea who I yam? How was Liverpool? I hope I haven't given you the *willys* as I roll out these words/places. Your probably thinking, "Who the is this W!"

Off I go again. 1000-years later. Back to the message boards.

Smiggle The Little

Look up. Why think on this further, whats to think about? *cheerup* I yam thanks. what along way to go for a yellow smiley holding some weed

Do you like hot spicey food? Ie Bombay oh Bomb bay?

So you have no idea who I yam? How was Liverpool? I hope I haven't given you the *willys* as I roll out these words/places. Your probably thinking,"Who the is this W!"

Off I go again. 1000-years later. Back to the message boards.

Smiggle The Little

Hmmmmm, Liverpool isn't a terribly difficult one to come up with, all my conversations here are open, as are all on the H2G2 and POV network, sometimes I don't have time to think about the threads here when at work, so I tuck thoughts of "Who, Where, When" to the back of my mind.
You been here before and are reduced to a 'U' number now, several of my work colleagues know how to access this site, Hmmm, you haven't called me 'Mr B' which precludes one, but 'G' which could indicate any number of others???? POV? That's an unusual choice???

Nothing on your PS You really ought to write something, if just for the to read, there are so many here.

This is interesting, do continue.

BTW, don't mention the war. I'm always getting into trouble with our German friends with my sense of humour As Spike Milligan said "The German sense of humour is no laughing matter".

Great game 'Smiggle_2010' it's your move

Howdy
Mr Beanso it's my move is it? What is this a game of Chess?

So you go onto POV too? No nothing on my PS why am I supose to put something on it s to the ers!!!

Don't mention the war, what war? WW1 and WW2 is now over, apart from afgan RIP british troops .

It's ratheroutside I've the gasfire on right I must
bye be seeing you

Smiggle The Little

Ah, I see, not a work colleague then 'Mr B' has nothing to do with 'Mr Bean'. It's a Jamie (female work colleague, not the boring git that doesn't like turkey twzzlers) joke.

My Dad's Army jokes seem to upset our Tuetonic friends on a regular basis So I guess it's WWII and no laughing matter.

It's a game for sure, isn't life and work always a game? I always say to my clientele: "You can get away with anything you want as long as I don't catch you. Just remember, I only have to get lucky once, you have to be lucky all the time".

Howdy oh Great one

Can I just say I've not been reduced to a 'U' number by the Beeb I deleted my name, wiped my PS

POV I like to put my messages across to the BBC to what sh!t they're putting on tv, they also have a green room you can talk about anything

The only thing on here they ain't anywhere private check out my PS nowwhat do you think, right down to earth is it not?
Catch me you can't catch me your 78
Off I go again till next time Mr G


Smiggle The Little

Ooop's forgot to add on post 14 above.

Great game this isn't it?
Do you like games?
Snakes & Ladders, Snap, Poker?

I think I'll be off now it's afternoon already blimey gone 2-O'clock.
I'll be glad when the kids go back to school, they're driving me up the wall!!
Your move Mr G***f


Smiggle The Little

Hmmmmm, the game continues and you play well my friend. I am tempted to simply say "How fascinating, please continue". That would be unethical in the least and definately unsporting

If you want to know the games I like, hmmmm, well you could look at my PS or if you have the time check out "Closed minds" thread and study how I play with Fords

Good to see you have explauined your stance in your PS

Now I must ask a question? Why don't you like/trust women? Insider knowledge? Confirmed bachelor?

Your go

Well, well Mr G.

I did take alook at ''Closed minds'' F757657?thread=7427432
& I read you semped alittle harsh on Fords in post22! Do you like upsetting people? Just a question. You also mentioned in your post to me ''why don't I like/trust woman?'' What gave you that idea? Maybe the thread ''Where can I find some nice friendly girls'' My answer not on this planet So you like what I've done to my PS?

How do you know I'm male I could be female


Smiggle The Little

I don't know if you are male or female Is it important????? I suppose I did ask in an oblique fashion by asking if you were speaking from insider knowledge or a confirmed batchelor and your quite correct, the question was based on the thread "Where can I find some nice friendly girls" Don't we all

On the subject of Fords, just playing a little mind game. Keeps me entertyained especially after she called her team mate a "bigot"
I must confess I find those that leap straight to the moral high ground, to pontificate their views to the rest of us, bring out the in me. The usual tactic after I challenge them, is moral and emotional blackmail, it can be very dangerous when handling me and probably doesn't work anyway They are so convinced their thoughts are the only right ones anyone who has the temerity to say "Hang on a minute, shall we debate this" is immediately denounced as a racist, bigot, mysoginist, fascist, war lover, scoundral, dunder haed (sic)...................etc. You get the idea
I always invite reasoned debate from them, inviting them to open another thread for such, to date none have taken up my invitation? Is it because they fear being exposed as bigoted against those they denounce so loftily?

Dost thou think, just because thou art pious, there shall be no more cakes and ale.

Yes I do like what you have done to your PS You listened
I need information though, No.6

Howdy again Rascal!

You sure do like playing "Mind Game's" But tell me what is the purpose? does it take the strain away while been in the work place? What's this You need informaiton No.6?
Please do explain in greater detail! Also (sic) you seem to be talking in riddlesI need input. Oh yah I'm nor a/ I'm off back to POV.



Smiggle The Little

O rly? Dude, if you call that mind games you are clearly an amateur.