h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not over here. Over here it is 2-4.

*Boris pokes his head out*

: If Mr. Plebis gives Boris some cheesecake, Boris might forgive Mr. Plebis for scaring him.

See how knind I am? I've given you post 42...














Whoops...

to fetch some .

I'll even cut you a piece.

and give you a to eat it with.

: Yummy yummy yummy! *Ignores the spork and dibes headlong into the cakes*


Sometimes I desapir for him, I really do...

Have recently purchased a pair of Doc Martens that I think would be very effective in dealing with Boris.

Only joking Boris. I wouldn't really kill my favourite spider. Here, have some . My way of saying sorry.

: Wooohoooo!!! *Dives headfirst into the cheesecake*


Umm, I think he's forgiven you.

That's good. Here, I don't want you to feel left out so I've bought you some and some to eat. Enjoy.

Thanks, Plebis . I don't normally drink, as a rule, but since you're offering, I'll just have to, won't I?

Help yourself to the cake. I can never eat all of that, so unless you dig in too it'll only go to waste.

It was.