h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so you use both hands, or is that rabbit claws

Thats actually an unwitting compliment, thankyou. The use of two hands, tehehe

we seem to be lacking our Alpha-Nebulizer-Male

He is among you (drumrollllllllll) !!!!

Oh dear. He's dropped his drum again. Twit.

got to go out, back later, don't talk about me while I'm gone

That simetras a big silly really, yes?

Yeah, Booooooriiiinggg ! and what's with that butt ?

Huge and unwieldly, like a lost hippo.

(Lets throw bits of rhubarb at it)

*soaks rhubarb in alcohol, chops it into bits, sets it alight and throws it at the unecessarily large posterior*

Loads rhubarb Bazooka

Oh my. If I were not a male of the species I would blush at that. As it is, im giggling merrily.

Heavens. Must be alcoholic rhubarb.....

Does that come with lemon twists I wonder?

Twist and shout

Ah, your shout then, Ill have a double with schnapps on the side

SNAP !

Theres a flaw in that, but I cant spot it for the life of me

greetings, Sir Frog