h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dangerous Liasons, you had channel 5 on a bit too late the other night and thus have been getting Ideas

Don't have a telly so can not give you that, this is a photo of a someone and I took it

Dave Lee (Travis)???

Donna Lewis???

Daniel Lewis?????????

Derek Longfellow...
Hmm,
There was a man called Longfellow,
Who had a tendency to spit and bellow.
Then he got married,
And became much harried,
Now his knees are reduced to jello

Hurrah! An american ending.

no, this is a really world famous special person

It's the Dalai Lama, isn't it?!! Have you met the Dalai Lama???

And I thought Gordon Ramsay was good!!!!

Yep, well stood next to him when photographing, I was covering an event at the Anglican Cathedral in Liverpool where he was giving a lecture, if you check the commercial portfolio on my site you can see one of the images, infact it's the one I Spied in the frame on my wall. Your turn I think Lelly.

The Dalai Lama is such a groovy guy, how many languages is it he speaks? And he told Michael Palin that he watched BBC when he had the chance

I saw Rolf Harris on a train once, carrying a wobble board - that was pretty cool!!!! Actually, I live near him, so I see him quite a lot. And I saw Michael Parkinson getting cash out of the Barclays machine in our local town, and Ernie Wise having his hair cut in the same plpace as my old fella - he said our youngest was cute (which she is) - that was many years ago, of course. And Wendy Craig pulling an old lady shopping trolley and buying a copy of the Big Issue!!!!

ISWMLESBW.......

FS R O T (no-one will ever get it!!!)

I was in the same lift as Wendy Craig back in the seventies at Thames TV studios Teddington, my Dad of all things was appearing on Opportunity Knocks, the same week as Pam Aryes won, oh of course I met her then as well, got a signed copy of her first ever poem book, phew!!! what a celeb life we all lead, now need to put my mind to this I spy

I LOVE Pam Ayres!!!! I had (have, actually, somewhere!!) all her poetry books when I was a kid!!

Did you ever listen to Ayres on the Air on Radio 4 - I used to listen to it driving, and was in absolute hysterics most of the time!!

What did your Dad do on Opp Knocks?? My next door neighbour wanted her daughter Mandy to go on it, because she thought she could sing better than Lena Zavaroni. She couldn't. She had a voice like running your nails down a blackboard, but us Mums can be a bit blinded, sometimes!!! Of course, my daughters sing like Charlotte Church before the fags ruined her voice!!!
www.taplowchoirs.org.uk (my older daughter is in the Girls' Choir and my younger one is in the award winning (!!) childrens' choir! Voices of Angels!! Just ask their Grandma!!!!!!!!)

The poem book I've got is her original small run edition she had produced before she became famous, must be worth a few bob on ebay, lovely lady.
My dad was a comedian, did all the clubs but his act didn't translate well to the telly, he was quite well know though during the 60s and 70s on the club circuits, very funny on stage, not so funny at home, true of most comics

I occasionally feel sorry for famous peoples offspring, particularly when they reach an age where they really dont reflect on the parent and have become their own person, and yet the media still says "Oh lets blame the parents" when they do drunken violence or something. I mean look at the Blair kid or the kinda annoyed Prince William. Hmm, did anything you did get blamed on your father Simmy?

Hmm, who do I know thats famous? My godmothers daughter is an actress and has been in londons burning and casualty and things...who else have I met? Er...this is awkward. I cant think of any.

Anyway, lellys clue could be Frozen Slimey Rotund Oval Terrapin, for use as delicacy lollypops in warmer countries?

Well I never lived up to the expectation of being naturally funny like my dad, some how I just can't get the............timing right for jokes, hence my febble guess below.

Frumpy Scottish Railwayman Operating Trains

Febbled Simetra Rants Over Timing

Froggy Spawn Rabbits On Tenuously

All good, but no cigar yet!!

As a slight clue, it is red, to do with babies (what's new?!) and talks about the great fire of London!!

Fireman Sam Revolving On Table-ladder

Oh My God!!! It is a Fireman Sam something!!!! How on EARTH did you get that, you spooky photgrapher, you!!!!!

hmmm, I thought it might be something to do with Sammy, now R O T, is the R RED, think I need some help from the bunns now, have done some research but can't match up to anything, are all the things you see baby related, I suppose it beats what Carole can she from her garden and other dug/tortoise related items.