h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there you said you men have better jobs well if i had a magic lamp i'd wish all you men had pmt plus carry a baby for nine months br**t feed them and do everythink and let us women have a rest

Why hello there
Did I actually say men have better jobs? No they damn well dont, It would be a wonderful thing if I could earn the money of Britney Spears (oh my what a pisspoor example). And I am going to be horrible now and say men DO get PMT, but they have to have a girlfriend first. Hehe, sorry, uncalled for.
Actually Ive glanced through some magazines that my lovely leaves about and there are indeed men who do all the childcare after birth, except with bottles (which to be fair only chafes the fingers admittedly), while the recent mother gets to recover as long as she likes. Though again, the actual act of birth will be unknown to us poor males. I suppose it comes down to individual experience and how much trouble the kiddy has in emerging. I know not, I cannot judge so I shall not.

Tut... tut.. you sound just like me hubby

I'd like to see you give birth through your little thingy just imagin it bunnyfrog have to squeeze a big thing through your manhood
that hurt you like mad wouldn't it eh?

Well yes, and presumably the baby as well, the male organ not exactly being equipped for pushing out a half stone lump. Not being very logical with your comebacks are you? Of course it would bloody hurt
Now if a man was equipped with an opening capable of streching to a certain width, the ability to secrete extraneous lubricant and indeed a pelvic bone that would not gouge a childs eyes out on the way past, then yes it would probably still hurt more than falling off a ladder onto the patio, but there would be an iccle squirming bundle going 'goo', and the man would be mostly female enough not to make a difference. Unless he was a seahorse, whose males do indeed give birth. To dozens of iccle seahorses at a time, but presumably they are used to it

*dose that make you a sea? s

"arrrrgh did half stone hurt poor thingy now you know what us women feel like every time a woman gives birth remeber what i said imagine it's you have the child and not the woman.

i'll give yeah more comebacks when i feel these hot flushes go down

I suddenly have the urge to hug you hug

arrrgh s away and hides behind wall

You cannot escape, my wanton displays of affection are unavoidable!!

ok bunnyfrog you win

Tell that to the guys in Last One To Post...
But awww all the same. DO I get some kind of prize? Maybe your undying love and affection, that would be nice

bunnyfrog

I'm with a Mr*Hearts* and i can only give him the love and affection only as he mine till death do us part

Ps do you like playing I spy?

If you wanna join in i need as meny people to join in as it's only two of us on it so far

i'll join if you want...

(an easy one)

i spy with ny little eye something beginning with M (im at one now!!!)

Monitor lizard!
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C. For use in the mornings of.

Cornflakes, if it's right then ISWMLESBW

D

Desk, and nope, my C is not cornflakes

that's OK my D isn't desk, it's a model of something from a famous television program

is yours Cereal

nope! Is yours dalek?

very clever, do you have some sort of spy camera into my office, Big BunnyFrog

how about a clue for the C (we should get Carole and Lelly on to this)