Caislean Padraic,
Caislean Padraic [or, Patrick's Castle] is located in the small Hamlet of Pelletier, in the Shire [or, County] of Carteret, in the Mythical land of "The Carolinas", next to the Great Eastern Ocean [GEO], said to hold the fabled Realm of Atlantis. All this whole adventure-filled Shire is on that tiny Globe of a planet known to it's inhabitants as "Earth" or, in the common tongue, "Dirt". 8-)
A brief introduction to the place is in order. There are great, monsterous fish to be caught in the GEO; mountainous waves can be ridden by those daring the dangers of the deep, and who have a 'surf board' on which to perch for the ride; vast forests of giant coniferous trees [aka, pine trees], which harbor such raging beasts as: the deer, the squirrel, the dove, the pheasant and an occasional ill tempered brown bear. All of which belong to the state, and can not be hunted safely, without a permit, a weapon and, maybe, several well trained dogs; and, of course, the aid of ones friends from the local gentlemen's club. We have several 'towel optional' beaches, but you take your very skin in hand when you dip in the GEO and have no means of drying off [aka, toweling off]. The local inhabitants frown seriously on wet, dripping patrons in their places of business; the frown will be waived with the spending of large amounts of cash, in US currency.
To arrive here from there (where you are 8-)), if you are on the North American Continent, you can take any interstate highway and follow the signs to North Carolina, drive to the coast and ask for "Pat." Everyone either knows me, or my Brother, so ... hmmm ... come to think of it, ask for my brohter, he knows everyone and calls me his, ah, eccentric brother. I think that's what he calls me. Now my dander is up. I'm calling him right now! Not home. I'll call later. If you're not on the North American Continent, pick an option on how to get here from your local travel agent, then start at the top of this paragraph.
And the locals finally let me go. I blend in now, with a "pickup truck", two "hound dogs" painted like they was in a cage in my barn, with sound effects, and a carvered facsimile of a bolt action springfield rifle hanging in the rear window of my truck. They'll never guess.
Padraic ;-)
><>Bon Voyage
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