h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps it's short for Nobles?

Massive Octopus Devours Egyptian Royal Navy

Good morning all
Your new word is

SISTER

"Sports Illustrated Swimsuits" - thoroughly engrossing read.

Possibly said by some Renaissance astrologer:

"Suddenly I see! The Earth rotates!"

Hi folks!

1. Superman, It Seems, Temporarily Escapes Retirement.

2. Sits In Silence Till Ears Ring!

Hi Arti
Soccer instruction: Sheepdogs - Take eleven rovers.
Sliding in sideways takes extra revs

Scorpio’s offerings for SISTER:

1. Sinister Invaders Stalked Territory – Evil Reigned

2. Skunks Invariably Smell Terrible! Evicting Raiders

SISTER

Streaker Interrupts Sporting Tournament; Everything Revealed.

Seriously, I Should Take Early Retirement.

And from Kew-North-By-Thames comes the late rapid-fire Telegram for SISTER

'Syrian Incursion Starts Terrorist Esacalated Retaliation'

and

'So Is Sexual Therapy Easy Result?"

Thanks for playing, and have a good Summer Break!



MMF

Good morning, your new word is INSECURE

Isaac Newton said everything crashes, ultimately reaching Earth.

It's no secret Eric Clapton uses recording equipment.

Scorpio’s meagre efforts this week for INSECURE:

In November, Snow Easily Covers Untreated Roads Everywhere!

Is Nairobi’s Savannah Eclipsed – Crushed Under Rampaging Elephants?

insecure

in no specific entries can uninformed researchers reply

INSECURE:

I'm Not Sure Eunuchs Can Understand Romantic Escapades.

If Norwich Shifted Eastward, Could Utopia Really Exist? (Can you tell where I was born?)

And the attempts from Kew-North-By-Thames for INSECURE are:

'Is Norway Safe? Exotic Crabs Undergo Rapid Expansion'

and

'Information Needed - Should Europeans Underplay Rural Environment?'

MMF

Are you sure of your spelling in the second one MMF?

Oooooppppsssss!!!!

I always manage one, don't I?

How about:

'Information Needed - Should European Council Underplay Rural Environment?'

Thanks DDD!

MMF

That's just like you, MMF

Good morning, your new telegram is

CARAVAN


I'll leave this for two weeks because some telegrammers will be away for a holiday this week and/or next week.

CARAVAN

Carefully Attach Rusting, Archaic, Vehicle And Navigate.

Could Anyone Recommend A Very Available Nympho?