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Post 41

PenJen

But the cows and their udders...


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Post 42

lyndabk

Ooh ahh, rad's the man


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Post 43

KittyRed

nope rad's the donkey


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Post 44

Loobyloo

eeeeee aw!


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Post 45

PenJen

Wot? With an ass like THAT? WOW! Rubber me senseless...


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Post 46

PenJen

Feck it wrong thread..... Sorry folks, Me good girl. Me wash mouth out with soap.... smiley - grovel


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Post 47

radmurray

I think she meant, "Hung like...."


Rad the big cocked Impaler.


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Post 48

Loobyloo

Rad - the cocked eyed pale imp.
ooooh - well it is a party.

They castrate most of them - don't they?

smiley - tongueout


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Post 49

lyndabk

Rad the cockeyed impaler


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Post 50

radmurray

I can feel your sexual frustration boiling over ladies.

If only I could send my talents down the line and through your little mice, what an evening you would have.

Rad.


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Post 51

Loobyloo

Oh my God - think I'll go eat a bowl of corn flakes for similar effect.


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Post 52

PenJen

Crunchy nut cornflakes for me.....smiley - run


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Post 53

radmurray

Ahhh, the sound of pettiness, a common trait in the "fairer sex"

Rad The Impaler.


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Post 54

Loobyloo

The nuts are never as big as they look on the packet - must be designed by Raddie - or one of his friends.


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Post 55

KittyRed

yeah and the conflakes go limp and soggy after the first few mouthfulls...

Kitty


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Post 56

PenJen

Aha! Fairer me arse! Dark and dangerous more like!
And who needs nuts when we have coconuts!
Put that on yer spoon and swallow!


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Post 57

Loobyloo

Story of my life......

smiley - wah


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Post 58

PenJen

There's always jelly, Loo....smiley - laugh


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Post 59

lyndabk

you've sent your vice
through my mice
and they're swelling in
my hand

I thought my mice
despite your vice
would obey my command

So take my mice
and your vice
and make light
of it you may

but as you'e vice
is strange advice
say it low
as you pray


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Post 60

Loobyloo

My mice is nice
Your Cat is inadequate

It might be small .....but......does size matter.....that is the question.....not really - because Mrs Summers do a very good range - and they don't argue either......so I've heard.

smiley - tongueout


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