Flagon dry Sir ? Can I offer you another quaff or two ?
I was once a proud Mother of a notorious Home that crumbled into nothing when the Powers That Be fell in the great coup and fled the Guide. Reduced to penury and desperate to feed my Cheesecake and Chocolate Milk habit I was forced into service at the Dark Chocolate Tower.
My fall from grace is now complete .... I serve the Three with victuals to the best of my ability and I haven't uttered a Yay in the last century or two. The cravings don't go away though - I yearn for something sweet and chocolatey every single moment of the day. It's all made worse by being so close to the source of all Chocolate but so very far away from satisfaction for The One has banned all consumption as a sign of our devotion to him 
| I'd die for some Chocolate Milk and Cheesecake! |
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