An introduction to the basics of yours truely.
Oh... hello.
Somehow, you've arrived here. Why? I don't know. But don't stop reading... there are all storts of vaugely entertaining things I have to say.
First of all, my nickname. Yes, it's creative. Thank you. But what I could really do without are comments such as 'What is the other 30%? Huck-huck-huck'. If I had a dollar for every time some idiot asked me that rather predictable question, I would be able to visit the movies on a daily basis.
So, don't ask me that. Use your imagination for what the other 30% is: Chocholate pudding, for example. It certially would promote cannibalism if I was 70% water and 30% chocholate pudding. Or, if you don't like cannibalism, I could be carbon for the last third. Meaning that if you're a geologist, and happen to have some sort of crushing device, I could be made into a diamond.
Well... now that we have that straightend out, would you like to know a little about me? No? Well, I'll tell you anyway, you ingrate.
Um... I am... well... I sort of...
Aw, hell. I'm not particularly interesting, which is why I'm here writing this introduction rather than entertaining multiple beautiful women in a ritzy hotel.
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