Committed to the committed
At the dawn of the new age that is upon us (or rather the dusk of the old age that is just about to be kicked out the door to go scrabbling for scraps at the back doors of restaraunts) it is only appropriate that this new forum for human thought should be introduced to the collective consciousness of mankind as it is contained upon this so-called "Internet." As loyal denizens of this celestial ball of water it's our responsibility to reach out to one another with open arms, ready to accept the load of cash they're about to trustingly dump upon us. One and all we are members of the brotherhood of men (and women and halfthingies if you insist on being PC) and as such we must band together and write long, sappy, pointless sentences about nothing in general to each other, in mute acceptance of the fact that we, as a civilization, are frankly a large pile of fetid treacle.
And with every large pile of fetid treacle comes the perverbial (and so cleverly named) Pooper-Scooper(tm) to hoist us from the universe's lawn and into the dumpster (or, more preferably, the neighbor's newly cut grass). It's just a wild and unpredictable coincidence that this is scheduled to occur, by the prediction of nearly every irrational civilization on the planet, in The Year With Three Zeros Which Follows The Year With Three Nines (give or take thousand years or so). That, my friend, is -- as evidenced by the steadily increasing mundanity of media sources -- nearly upon us. So let us with open arms embrace no more the greedy bindings of wanton capitalism, and instead embrace our soon and future home in the Great Celestial Dumpster (The GCD).
And here is the long-awaited HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, here to usher in the arrival of the shovel. As a Researcher for this wonderful institution I shall consider it my faithful duty and honor to document the mounting paranoia and overall stupidity that manifests itself with the birth and growth of the new millenium, whether it begins in two thousand or two thousand and one.
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