h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

JD = Jack Daniels = the greatest alcohol on earth!
http://www.jackdaniels.com/

Enjoy your holiday!!!

Yeah I am still in hospital - just have been offline for a while.

Sorry to hear about that accident - that's hectic! At least the insurance is covering it, coz the costs will be nightmarish. I hope everything's alright now...

Hi Raven,

The hols are over and it's back to "w**k" ... just can't bring myself to say that 4 letter word.

We all enjoyed ourselves and the weather was great; lots to eat and of course drink, of which I have been known to indulge from time to time.

"JD = Jack Daniels = the greatest alcohol on earth!" ... I know a lot of Scotish people who would disagree with you on that point.

How are you doing, feeling better I hope?

Cheers

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You have a point - why is it always the Scots that disagree with me on that? Meh.

So you had a good vac?

I'm holding up thanks - messed up a bit, but I'm ok.

I have to be honest I much prefer a good single malt

Good to hear you're O.K.


It's 0750 hours over here and I've just finished work, so I'm away to the land of nod .

What is the time in your part of the world?

Catch you later .

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Hi Raven,

I've just read about your coccyx.

Promise I did not laugh!

The Docs. have just discovered my wife has damaged her coccyx in the car crash she had in November of 2005! It was in this accident she broke her neck and she has not recovered as yet.

They told her the pains in her back were due to muscle wastage! Now they know better, but it does not make the pain any easier.

And yes you are correct they cannot strap a plank to your bum, you’d never get through a door! How would you turn round in corridors?

How about a plaster of Paris nappy/daiper, with strategically placed outlets!

Only thing I can think of is few shots ….. of JD . Not too many mind - you don't want to fall over!



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Oh heck, have I been spelling it wrong all the time?
I just spelty it like I say it. I'd never even heard of it before until I landed on it.
Well, I've still got 2 weeks of the donut cushion left. The doc says that luckily there won't be any further problem with it after that coz of the fact that the bone was still intact.
That must be awful for your wife, but at least now they know what the problem is and can rectify it. She can have my donut cushion if she likes!

You know, I'm craving the JD now. Not physically craving it, just mentally, coz I'm just not doing well emotionally - I think I'm losing it!!!

Hi Raven,

Bin on hols agin, sorry for the delay.

Now nothing wid spelling it like ya say it mate. Just don’t brek it agin!

Me wife will only have your donut if it’s deep fried and sugared!

Yeah up! Nowt wrong in craving a JD fisically …. … is there?

I likes a tipple or three me sen; all washed down with a pint of course, just to keep things civilized.

You take care Raven, do as they say (well, within reason).

Get well soon and 'ave a good ‘un mate.

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Guess what?

Go on then! What?

Come on, humour me - Guess!!!

Hi Raven,

No! You've not broken your cocyx again?

Well, you've kept me in suspenders long enough.

What?

Sorry to butt in... Raven has been having problems signing in to hootoo and posting messages. He has not been ignoring you, just can't speak to you.

He's still in hospital until he gains some weight (although he thought he'd be getting out last month ) and doesn't think the several pounds of lead in his grundies that I suggested would work

I'm in contact with him through messenger so if you want to know any more I'm sure he won't mind me passing it on

Many thanks for your kind reply magwitch, you've eased my mind.

Just let him know this clapped-out, old has-been, was thinking of him

Would you please pass on my best wishes to Raven. I hope he will recover enough to get out of hospital soon.

I know what he means about hootoo, some times I just give up trying to sign in or post even.

Pity about the lead in his grundies not working..... How about a few pints of , that'll make him put weight on!



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I have passed on you good wishes this morning (he's not been on at the same as me for a few days - can't get on at the weekend anyway) He really appreciates your support

I hope you get this:

Raven has asked me to give you his Email addy;

ravenukaledi hotmail com

Hi magwitch,

I did get your message, but what a job I've had to get on to hootoo; this problem appears to be getting worse.

I see you're a Northern Lass, well I'm a Northern Lad, not exactly a lad

Thanks for Raven's addy I'll get back to him later this afty, before I go to work.

Hi Br. Magwitch,

I've not used hootoo for quite some time because I started experiencing so much trouble logging on and got fed up with it.

I was wondering if you have heard from Raven. In June you left me his addy and we e-mailed a couple of times then after that I never heard from him again.

I'm hoping all that is wrong is that I have caused him offense in some way; if this is so then I'll understand and not bother him or you again. But is it some thing else, I'm thinking of his injuries, I hope not!

I would appreciate any light you could throw on this matter.

Regards

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