h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep I live in a place Gosport, across the harbour from Portsmouth, do you want to live in Durban?

I lived there previously. My family is there too.
I don't mind it.

Really, where abouts?

Umhlamga Rocks.
You know people there too?

never heard of it

Oh...sorry...I thought you might've with the and all...

I'm pretty much over the if someone finds my knitting talk offencive I'm going to throw a tantrum the likes have never been seen outside Supernanny

*wonders if I'm missing something*

Sorry Supernanny is a TV show where 'Supernanny' Jo Frost sorts out badly behaved children

And here's a link to the show http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/S/supernanny/

*fog clears*
Aaaaahhhhh....I get it then.....
Does she talk about knitting?

No she just deals with naughty kids, she might knit in her spare time

Ok...I was trying to work out the offensive knitting talk part...

I spent most of yesterday being yikesed for offensive words (I'm a chef we don't know any other words) so I wondered what subject I could talk about and not upset anyone or the profanity filter and knitting seemed to be it

Well if you know something about knitting that's good.

I was yikesed yesterday... Apparently it was because I said prick...*waits to be yikesed again...*

Eh, what happened there? I'm sorry if this is my fault that your postings are being watched more colesly

No, it's not you.
I got viciously attacked by a homophobe and I believe it is him who is now following me around yikesing all my posts.
All I said there was that I got yikesed just for saying pr*ck (now I've starred it out, but let's see what happens...)

You do know that if this person has been posting Homophobic content to you you can complain to the Italics as this is against the <./>HouseRules</.>

As for me, your sexuality is your own affair, if you are happy then live and let live say I

I'm not sure if you've been told about this but this is a place for Gay folks to meet and chat A290710

Thanks.
How do I get hold of an Italic?

If you have a complaint about something that is against the <./>HouseRules</.> or personal abuse then you can contact them on this address h2g2Feedback@bbc dot co dot uk if you see a posting that has broken said house rules we have what is known as a Yikes button depending what skin you're in it'll be either a or a button or a 'To complain about a posting'. If you want to ask anything else just call, I used to be an ACE