h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok well one was taken a couple of weeks ago when I was still sober and the other one was taken about a year ago when I was drunk, had been thrown over the bar table, had been thrown out the club and then pulled back in again and that might even have been the night I was thrown into a holding cell where I woke up the next morning. I dunno - I can't remember much of that night.
But if I send you a work pic of me, then you would probably say it looks like a completely different person again, and they usually do because sometimes I find it hard to recognise myself Especially when they brush my hair flat. Then I get frustrated too.
So no more pics for you.

No, it's your turn now. And I want a profesh one.
I've got an essay I need to do by tomorrow, but I could also go into town to the pub for someone's birthday celebrations. Decisions decisions.

So what did you decide the? I would've chosen the pub
But as I said in a comment to my own journal - I've already been lectured about being "reckless and irresponsible"
But anyway. I truly hope that journal entry didn't offend you. I don't want that
I was only after I had posted it that I realised it might. *worries*

I did the essay and felt very good about myself afterwards. That also meant I could spend prep time reviewing my house show for an article to put in my school's new online magazine.
Why would it have offended me? No I don't mind at all. Have I spoken to you about drugs already then?

No, but a lot of people disapprove of hippies living in the 21st century.
And no, I don't do the whole sex drugs 'n rock 'n roll thing.
Just the rock 'n roll.
And the drugs by accident at my parents place. But not by personal choice.

Have you not read the part on my PS that says I would have been a hippie had I been born in the 60s? I don't mind, it's not my place to disapprove because I'm not affected anyway. People who get offended by everything piss me off.
Still, I wouldn't do drugs myself. Just so you know.

I've never actually read your whole PS...
*runs to read it...*

Ah, I see. And you don't need to have been around in the 60's to be a hippy, look at me. I'm here at work in bootlegs, tie-dye T, and a headband.
And no, I don't do drugs like people must now be thinking - I was raised in a bong-house and so what. After getting booted out the house, I never touched the stuff again. It's not that I took drugs myself - I didn't have much of a choice. You try walking into a house filled with smoke and then having to go to sleep and wake up in it and tell me you're not going to get high.
Oh, I'll take a photo of my car and send it to you. I think you'll like it

Ha, I can picture it now.
Well if you didn't have much control that's not your fault. Plus you seem to have turned out ok.
What car is it?

A 1976 Mini *grins*
But she's special.
I saw you said you liked minis.

By the way, sorry about that email.

Oh cool!
yeah minis are cool but hard to get hold of.

Why, what's in it? I'm assuming this isn't one I've seen already.

*sighs*
No.
Bugger.
I just ranted all over your inbox. I'm sorry, I'm justnot in a very good mood today.

That's ok. I'll see it later and try and reply.

I'm still feeling just like that though.

Hey...
I haven't scared you off yet, have I? *worries*
I'm sorry.
I'm at work today for a bit. Was kinda hoping you'd be around too.
Have a good weekend, hun.

Hi, no sorry it was an exeat weekend here which means school ends on Friday at 12 and we all have to get out before they release the hounds. Had a really good weekend at a friends actually but I've eaten so much I might pop. And I've had probably the gayest day of my life, how's this for a film selection: Take The Lead (Antonio Banderas dancing, not bad so far but read on), Coyote Ugly (chick flick but with good bar dancing(there's that word again)), Dirty Dancing (I put up a fight before that one I promise!) and Miss Congeniality (I just wanted to know how it ended>)
Just replying to that email now.

Hehe - I watched Very Bad Things (Christian Slater ). It's got to be one of the stupidest movies ever though.
Went to the game reserve ysterday - sun was out and baking all day! It was amazing! I love the sun! Spent most of the day there either on game drives or lounging by the rock pool. We got charged by two rhino's too It was actually quite fun but a bit stupid at the time. We were in an open beach-buggy and Paul almost fell out (that's what happens when you're standing videoing charging rhinos while the driver is frantically trying to turn the car around! ). You should see my tan now!
And the show went well on Friday and Saturday. Got horribly drunk on Saturday night afterward though Oh well.

Haven't heard of that one myself.
Charged at by Rhino's? Sounds fun. There was some program on this morning in the common room where these kids are in africa or somewhere and they found a napping rhino that wakes up and charges at them before running away. It was a shame that they were looking at it through binoculars and thus were too far away to get hurt. One of them was really irritating.
Maybe I would see it if you sent me a piccie.

Ok, I'll send you a pic of the rhino.
Are you not on email yet? Or is that only in the evenings? *ssulks*
I can't remember if I've told you yet that I'm not going to be around at the end of this year?

Now that is cheating!
Yeah I'm going on email as I type.
No you haven't mentioned it yet. Pray tell why?