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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Dec 1, 2005
Do it already! Don't make me come down and do it myself!
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Dec 1, 2005
He's not reacting. *absence of posting* See?
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Dec 1, 2005
Maybe a new opponent is in order.
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Dec 1, 2005
I'll fight, if i can have a pic. 
even being beaten up by Mr. Blk could be allowed for that. Remember, I'm a Dreadwolf, kinda like a werewolf, and I am flammable 
nah, jokes. I can jump in the ring if you want.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2005
Oh bloody bother! Enter the contest! Its coming to a theater near you!
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Dec 2, 2005
Can I be the referee?
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Dec 2, 2005
This "boxing" match! And I'll take that as a "yes".
*jumps into middle of the ring and microphone descends from ceiling, as the ring elevates, and turns into a large boxing stadium.*
In this corner of the ring, weighing at furteen pounds, 42 oz. and sharpening claws in BoldFerret's skin is our reigning champ, EVILCLAW!!!! *Presses button, and prerecorded applause plays.* And in this corner, turning water into wine since 1989 and appearing to be a flammable "Dreadwolf", what eva that is, is the new opponent, NAVIGATORBLACK!!!! *presses another button but the soundclip this time is of boos* (
, Nav.) Now, let's go over the rules. None of this *pokes both in the eyes*, none of this *kicks both in the shins*, none of this *hacks both's heads off with chainsaw*, *heads regenerate without pain* and especially none of this *knocks their heads together with a pair of sledge hammers and, as their heads shake, puts bells over them so the bells are rung*. Got it? *both agree automatically* Alllll righty then! *steps to the side* "Ding!" There's the bell! Round one: fight! *jumps out of the ring like a chicken*
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Dec 2, 2005
NO! Fight!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 2, 2005
Again: Hes just standing there. Possibly drooling.
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Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum Posted Dec 2, 2005
No, actually, as Referee I can control in active players. 
*Nav rips at you with his razor sharp claws* (Did you like the part about you sharpening your claws in Ferret?)
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 2, 2005
Ow! Your tore my good skin you did! Thats the skin I used on formal occasions such as living.
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Dec 2, 2005
*looks into EC's eyes, probing EC's mind with his own*
Oooo! I didn't know that Mister Claw...
*pulls out a razor and starts to shave the BLK*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 2, 2005
Oy! Thats my good fur coat! Its the one I wear to formal occasions such as kicking a ferret into a pool! *does so*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Dec 2, 2005
Unerwater Ooff!
*Watches 
swim by before exploding out of the pool*
Watch out Mista Claw, I have a ball of string here!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 2, 2005
Your silly string (TM) will not affect me! I have trained my mind long and hard to focus intently on the task at- STRING!
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Dec 2, 2005
Look Mista Claw
*pretends to roll the ball of string across the floor*
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- 21: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2005)
- 22: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Dec 1, 2005)
- 23: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2005)
- 24: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Dec 1, 2005)
- 25: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Dec 1, 2005)
- 26: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Dec 1, 2005)
- 27: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2005)
- 28: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Dec 2, 2005)
- 29: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 2, 2005)
- 30: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Dec 2, 2005)
- 31: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 2, 2005)
- 32: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Dec 2, 2005)
- 33: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 2, 2005)
- 34: Malcolm, Colin's Wired Weird Twin [Twice Removed]- {Deus} of Inner Voices {et} A[Not]KA HomicidusInfirmorum (Dec 2, 2005)
- 35: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 2, 2005)
- 36: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Dec 2, 2005)
- 37: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 2, 2005)
- 38: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Dec 2, 2005)
- 39: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 2, 2005)
- 40: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Dec 2, 2005)
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