h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, I’m your local, friendly <./>ACE</.> (which stands for Assistant Community Editor) - the welcoming group of h2g2. So <./>Welcome</.> to h2g2 ! By the way, I’m a real person, not a machine, so I can help you personally and we can speak. I see that some people have already greeted you, but I thought I'd give you an official greeting...

There are lots of things to do on h2g2. Try clicking on some of the links below to find your way around -

Read <./>ThePost</.>, h2g2’s own community newspaper packed with creative writing and h2g2 information.

If you want to join one of the many clubs or societies here, you can find them at A660340

Some of the slang thrown around the forums of this site can be confusing, but they are defined at A754490

If you need a basic introduction, you can find it at <./>Dontpanic-tour</.> and A719840

You can do some chatting at Miscellaneous Chat (<./>MiscChat</.&gt and ask questions at <./>AskH2G2</.>.

You can contribute to the Guide at <./>Contribute</.>. If you happen to need some help, you can ask some experienced researchers at A1355195.

When you’ve finished a contribution, and it adheres to the Writing-Guidelines, you can submit it to PeerReview.

If you want to spice up your personal space, you can use these two pages - <./>GuideML-Clinic</.> and A690518

The best way to spice up forums is by using the <./>Smiley</.> page to create smileys like and

If you have any more questions, just click ‘Reply to this posting’ and I’ll do my best to help you!

-Your <./>ACE</.>, Jodan.

Well first of all, I would like to say I'm sorry for lying to you, I am Liam/Lee.

second of all, I dont know if you still want to be the one that helps me, but I think I need help from someone who is not an ace or anything, maybe a doctor I'm thinking?

Well, I am an ACE.