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Christmas
Posted Dec 19, 1999
Well, it's nearly Christmas again. This is the time of year where you have to do lots of running around. The running around is rather excruciating, but the part where you get all the neat presents is just wiz. Here's my Christmas wish list in case anyone needs ideas for what to get me....
-flamethrower
-Mussolini toothbrush
-30-pound rubber chicken
-Bathtime Friends action figure set
-orchestra
-some real wicked-looking tube socks with flames on them
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Latest reply: Dec 19, 1999
Approved Guide Entry!
Posted Dec 14, 1999
Wheeeee! One of my entries got approved! Hey, it's pretty modest, but I rather like it. It's about Jerky (mmmmm, yummy, manna-like jerky). Maybe I'll find the motivation to do another decent one as well, yes? No? Well, then, bugger off, you! Wahahahaha! *splat*
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Whew!
Posted Dec 12, 1999
Hey! I'm back! Not that it matters. *grumble* I see that one of my entries has been edited! My thanks to Ginger the Feisty for making it look spiffy and gleaming. Now to muster up the strengh to do the one about the Bible belt.....
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Latest reply: Dec 12, 1999
What is this whole thing all about, anyway?!
Posted Sep 18, 1999
I'll answer that question with a question: what is this whole thing all about, anyway?! You see, I don't know. If I ever figure it out, I'll be sure to tell you, buddy, but until I do, you're gonna have to research it for yourself. However, I would like to strongly advise you not to take the aforementioned course of action. This is because I myself have had one hell of a rough time of it all and hey, let's face it, kiddo, you just couldn't handle it. I mean, it kicked my ass thoroughly and if that doesn't discourage a puny little one like yourself, then I don't know how I'm gonna get it through your skull that you just don't have what it takes. That's all I wanted to say, kiddo. Take 'er easy, eh?
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Latest reply: Sep 18, 1999
Real-life Hitching#1
Posted Sep 9, 1999
I'd like to know just one little thing...how many of you "hitchhikers" are really just using that title for personal gain, as an excuse to hang out in truck stops (actually that one that happens to be in your town), or get women? How many of you have actually lived the life? Gotten your hands dirty? Well, I just hitched my first today, and I can tell you, I don't honestly believe that all of you are real hitchhikers. It's hard. I flagged down seven people: two of them actually stopped; one didn't have room, though he was polite about it, and the other probably only gave me a lift because he is a friend of mine from high school (thanks, JR, wherever you are). In just one day, I have travelled the railroad and highway on foot, had countless motorists shine their brights on me, and even been to a previously unvisited truckstop. And for all you strags out there who lack the spines to admit it to me or at least yourself, I plan to keep hitching for a good while, thank you very much. This should be obvious even to someone from Bucksnort simply because of the fact that the title of this entry is labeled with a number. That is all.
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Latest reply: Sep 9, 1999
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